Derek Bamonte

[Derek Bamonte @Derek0221]

@fightmoments_ Bumping into? You mean shoulder checked by the ufc wannabe

[Derek Bamonte @Derek0221]

@mattvanswol That’s when spray and pray is justified.

[Derek Bamonte @Derek0221]

@twostraws how is there no HWS+ app?

[Derek Bamonte @Derek0221]

@twostraws Good god I’m just doing 100 days now but this app sounds like a whole company in one!

[Derek Bamonte @Derek0221]

@neiltyson please answer this!

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[Derek Bamonte @Derek0221]

@InstacartHelp you all ever going to fix this joke of a shopper app? It’s absolutely pathetic someone can’t claim an order from a notification.

[Derek Bamonte @Derek0221]

@Instacart when yall going to stop being such assholes and program the shopper app to not be so damn shitty?

[Derek Bamonte @Derek0221]

@SiriusXMOctane @josemangin why aren’t you at @VansWarpedTour with @MemphisMayFire!?

[Derek Bamonte @Derek0221]

@Meta it’s 2025. Can you stop pausing music when people use Facebook?

[Derek Bamonte @Derek0221]

@ynab for the love of god can you all stop changing the app and listen to your long users for once? @jessemecham please come back and save this company.

[Derek Bamonte @Derek0221]

@panerabread wtf is this on the bathroom door? +1 in lost customers.

[Derek Bamonte @Derek0221]

@Apple when are you going to remove the dictionary censorship from the keyboard? I should be able to swipe type “abortion.”

[Derek Bamonte @Derek0221]

@Apple when are you going to stop censuring the keyboard?

[Derek Bamonte @Derek0221]

@Verizon when the actual fuck are you all going to fix your coverage in the Miramar beach area? It’s fucking dogshit. Dial up was fucking faster than this.

[Derek Bamonte @Derek0221]

@GenZCrusaders @LeadingReport Putting the thoughts of a schizo over real people…

[Derek Bamonte @Derek0221]

@UWF please don’t roll over for Desantis.

[Derek Bamonte @Derek0221]

@hubermanlab hi Dr. Huberman! Just remembered your book was to come out this month. Went to B&N site and see September 😭😭 when did this happen?

[Derek Bamonte @Derek0221]

@realDonaldTrump how about making your tech friends pay their taxes on their offshore income? Instead of gutting schools research and crushing American dreams

[Derek Bamonte @Derek0221]

@twostraws Take the error report, code a fix and bill them 😂

[Derek Bamonte @Derek0221]

@elonmusk Good. The president is not the sole leader of the judiciary.