Derek Burke

Hi folks, im Derek and im a singer in a band called Crystal Swing with my sister and my mother.

[Derek Burke @derek_crystal]

That camel fair looks good craic tho, I mind the time we did a gig at a camel fair in Saudi Arabia, mams face melted

[Derek Burke @derek_crystal]

Just watchin earthflight here, that cat reminds me of our dervla on a night out hunting for men #hungryformeat #theprowl

[Derek Burke @derek_crystal]

By fuck if I was throwing a party I'd defiantly invite Graeme Norton and Alan Carr #NTA #crackinlookinblokes

[Derek Burke @derek_crystal]

With all this talk of the recession I'm a bit confused. Iv had 5 jobs this week alone. 3 hand jobs and 2 blowies #whatrecession?

[Derek Burke @derek_crystal]

The Walls were paper thin and I was in the next room, it was brilliant fun

[Derek Burke @derek_crystal]

I remember the night kenny miller dogged the life out our dervla at a function we were singing at in turkey

[Derek Burke @derek_crystal]

@PKerrigan86 Linsey dawn mckenzies euro adventures is a good DVD paul, iv a copy here if you'd like to borrow it

[Derek Burke @derek_crystal]

@LBrady14 she's a awful terror on the drink is our derv, she would take the hand right off ya if ya fed it 2 her boy

[Derek Burke @derek_crystal]

Nearly the weekend folks, a few drinks and a jump could be on the cards if I'm lucky, dervlas out on the prowl too

[Derek Burke @derek_crystal]

Jeez lads if myself and dervla didn't have Joe Dolan blasting out the stereo on that drive home I don't think we woulda made it

[Derek Burke @derek_crystal]

hi folks, 1st tweet. early start for me and dervla thismorn wer headin up t galway t open a new maxol garage. some crackin tunes 4 the drive