d e r e k

but why

[𝐛𝐫𝐚𝐳𝐞𝐬🥷🏾 @lordbrazes]

it’s for when your wife asks you to buy her a treat on the way back from work

[MΛYΛ @thatwimpydeer]

Calvin Harris singing again is a recession indicator

[G★ @gbuck]

@djesentrik almost any video that goes viral like this is an @djesentrik edit lmaooo

[ugh @ughfinewhatever]

they need to invent teeth whitening cigarettes

[matt @mattybtweets69]

House salad yeah what’s next techno fries

[Chicago Wolves @Chicago_Wolves]

rockford, il

[debo @killmefam]

I think china has the drones flying over and they are emitting a frequency thats making me rip ass like every 3 minutes

[dillonfrancis @DillonFrancis]

never signed up for a 401k cuz there’s no way in hell i can run that far

[ramonpang @RamonPang]

i unironically wish these would come back now. we didn't know how good we had it

[Brownies & Lemonade🍫🍋 @TeamBandL]

MUSTARDDDDD!!!!!!!!!!

[Tour Golf (not PGA Tour) @PGATUOR]

How greenskeepers think:

[itsallphoenix @itsallphoenix2]

In Arizona we go 95 on the left lane.

[Big Cat @BarstoolBigCat]

Good Luck Gambling Bunny. Retweet or you’ll have bad gambling luck all season

[d e r e k @derek_leu]

@TeamBandL @ISOxo_ @Knock2Music @northcoastfest @ISOxo_ and @Knock2Music love elevated surfaces

[𝒑𝒉𝒚𝒅𝒓𝒂. @phydra_]

I wonder if the new edm twitter people are aware of what the golden age of soundcloud circa 2013-2017 was
Like, can yall even comprehend Mr. Carmack?

[RileyTaugor 🏴 @RileyTaugor]

You just had to be there

[CDC VLOGS @cdcvlogs]

Skrillex Scary Monsters and Nice Sprites

[megan brown @thatgirlondeck]

any midwesterner worth their salt can do this in 20 min or less