Derek Baynham

favorite soup?

[Derek Baynham @derekbaynham]

*trying to squeeze by someone real quick

My brain:
Don’t say it
Don’t say it
Don’t say it
Don’t say it
Don’t say it
Don’t say it
Don’t say it

Me: lemme just squeeze by you real quick

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@hipstermermaid congrats! your credit is risen

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@hipstermermaid here for your re-peak

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@pinkblobb @HBO @hbomax S3 title track unlocked

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@CalumWorthy @jillboard i love seeing this crossover content between you two!!

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@CalumWorthy impeccable gif choice here. Unexpected. Timely. She has red hair. You have red hair. All lines up very nicely.

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@hipstermermaid I appreciate this SO much

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@JC_Chatter noted

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@pinkblobb @THEK0UNT got some real mayor of scare vibes happening here cc: @CalumWorthy

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@tmradicalist @pinkblobb I’m changing my bio to “equal parts love and revenge”

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@pinkblobb this is going on my vision board

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@hipstermermaid it’s the 2 as a k for me

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@pinkblobb dang elons effect on this platform cuts deep.

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@hipstermermaid love that you ❤️’d this one. great example of our praise & shade culture

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@hipstermermaid wreck me in the replies *daddy

*folgers coffee

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@CalumWorthy honestly dez is in an impressive updog here

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@pinkblobb more of a give than a take no?

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@pinkblobb classic game of duct duct goose

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@hipstermermaid a potential hipsterbozo account in the works?!

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@KyleSegal itsy bitsy. Full stop.

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@JohnPaulGreen 8/10