derek bishé

I make mischief. and occasionally films:

[derek bishé @derekbishe]

@Variety no matter what happens, I do NOT want any information about Severance or White Lotus episode plots in the subject line of a breaking news email. Basically knowing an episode has aired at all is too much of a spoiler. Please do not make me unsubscribe.

[Sarah Lazarus @sarahclazarus]

I will never complain about the los angeles helicopters again. thank you los angeles helicopters. you girls make as much noise as you want

[derek bishé @derekbishe]

@estherxlwang Classic “The Power Broker” by Robert Caro. (But this time for trains)

[derek bishé @derekbishe]

Los Angeles needs a weird preposition - if New Yorkers can be "on line" surely we can all collectively decide to say "upon the beach" or something?

[derek bishé @derekbishe]

This is my favorite answer to historic preservation while still expanding and urbanizing cities and I wish they would do this everywhere.

[Max Dubler 🏳️‍🌈 @maxdubler]

Counterpoint this fucking rules and it should be built asap.

[Metro Los Angeles @metrolosangeles]

One of the big projects we're planning is the K Line Northern Extension.

The project would mean the K connects to 4 rail lines (B, C, D, E) and 6 busy bus lines (the 2, 4, 16, 20, 720, and 33).

Lateat updates on our blog: https://t.co/kBWdcGV6i0

[David Fenn @Rooivaulk]

@metrolosangeles looking extremely aesthetic this evening… 🌇✨👌🏻

[derek bishé @derekbishe]

@Potatopolitics (I don’t speak any Swedish at all so I have no idea what the literal/proper translation is, this is just what I’ve read)

[derek bishé @derekbishe]

@Potatopolitics Incredible! this is my favorite niche Swedish song since “drive on the right side of the road/don’t cheat on your wife” https://t.co/gr4WXSfmI7

[West Hollywood Advocates for Metro Rail (WHAM) @WHAMRAIL]

We're working to bring the (@metrolosangeles) K to the W and beyond. Let's #FinishTheLine! 🚇😂👏

[derek bishé @derekbishe]

@instagram please help me! My phone was stolen and now 2FA is keeping me locked out. I can SO EASILY prove who I am!

[derek bishé @derekbishe]

IYKYK

[derek bishé @derekbishe]

Ana de Armas in Ghosted looks exactly like M3gan. It looks awesome.

[derek bishé @derekbishe]

I have been in New Orleans for 7 minutes. the person next to me at this coffee shop was just talking about going crabbing all day yesterday. I like it here🦀

[derek bishé @derekbishe]

Pods stretch infinitely in every direction, rows upon rows of familiar faces. Faces of the rich and famous.

We continue to zoom out across the vast expanse of clones — TANYA’S HAND PUNCHES THROUGH HER TUBE — cut and bloodied. Zoom in as: slowly the cuts stitch back together.

[derek bishé @derekbishe]

White Lotus S3
ECU: A small, high tech display reads: ALIVE. It flips to DECEASED. Sounds of technology powering down. But then: an error beep. An alarm. The display shows an error code.

CUT TO: Eyes snap open. They cast about panicked, confused. Where is she?

[derek bishé @derekbishe]

POV: The glass tube of a hyperbaric chamber arcs above. Our hands slam against the glass. She’s not supposed to be here. She’s not supposed to *be*

Tearing the IV tubes out of her arms, we reveal: TANYA McQUOID, strapped into a life support pod in a pristine clean-room facility.

[derek bishé @derekbishe]

I’m only making bimonthly resolutions this year… committing to things I’ll do between 6 and 24 times in 2023

[derek bishé @derekbishe]

@kloogans @jnadeau Was… was it me?

[derek bishé @derekbishe]

@Rooivaulk @metrolosangeles Or an @GoLocalMetro