bébé phoque

short, fat, & proud of that. technically a Hugo winner. she/her

[bébé phoque @mazkeraide]

LET 👏 WOMEN 👏 BE 👏 PRIESTS 👏

[James Martin, SJ @JamesMartinSJ]

In this time of Ordination Masses, Jessie Bazan reflects on her answer to a 12-year-old girl's question: "Jessie, why can only men be real priests?" https://t.co/U97b4Y6sWA

[bébé phoque @mazkeraide]

lmao the INSTANT backtrack

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poor peg had no one to neg for over 2 weeks

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why do we never hear about THIS kind of method acting?

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I—

[Tim McQueen @McQueenTim]

Okay but this actually happened during the making of The Glenn Miller Story

[bébé phoque @mazkeraide]

i'm unwell

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my favorite part of homeownership is replying “kill yourself” when shady realtors text and ask me to sell

[bébé phoque @mazkeraide]

is there anything more off-putting in a book than fuckass poetry?

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the thing about putting doug jones in anything is I am gonna root for doug jones. “oooh he’s a scary evil monster” okay and I hope he kills everyone

[bébé phoque @mazkeraide]

@pattyesque fair enough

[bébé phoque @mazkeraide]

@pattyesque but why would it even come up? I only mention the cilantro thing when I’m at a Mexican or Asian restaurant

[bébé phoque @mazkeraide]

@pattyesque curious what role cilantro plays in the plot. maybe they’re using cilantro oil as lube. can you even make cilantro oil?

[bébé phoque @mazkeraide]

@pattyesque maybe it’s a tragic lead-up to a Socrates/phaedrus sequel (post-Socrates/plato breakup)

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anyway hopefully book 3 focuses more on the poly triad and less on communism. I’ll find out in 2030.

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why did I think this was a duology lmao. I’ve been reading fantasy for over 25 years. it’s all trilogies!!

[bébé phoque @mazkeraide]

sorry to this author, but polyamory is WAY higher on my list of interests than communism ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[bébé phoque @mazkeraide]

thanks for not misgendering my suitcase, united

[bébé phoque @mazkeraide]

I get to see my dogs in 24 hours 🩷

[bébé phoque @mazkeraide]

pov: your dad made a typo

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high schoolers are so silly

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been made aware (by teenage boys, obvi) of "omogle", where your face is analyzed against a stranger's and you find out who mogged whom