Derek Debruhl

[Boston Globe Pitchbot @BostonSatire]

Report: Drake Maye says he always thought there was something suspect about “Dianna Two Wide Smash” and “Russini Right Crack Blast Toss” play calls

[NBA Slime @TerryFranconia]

Stefon Diggs listening to Mike Vrabel coach him up on managing side chicks

[jxke. 🧸🎰🃏 @cantguardjake]

Listening to my little league coach yell at us due to the stress over his impending divorce while I think about how i’m gonna tell him I left my cleats at home

[Tone Digs @ToneDigz]

I-right wiggle 34 switchblade. For the state championship. I love all y’all baby, I love all y’all.

[Michael Ritter @MikeSteveRitter]

What it feels like when that “0 FG IN X:XX MIN” graphic pops up for a team you bet on

[Miami HEAT @MiamiHEAT]

83!

[Derek Debruhl @derekdebruhl32]

@hammeringhankk Let’s go 🔥

[Calvin Applebottom II @_MaroonKoolAid]

They should make another Mission Impossible movie except it’s me trying to find my wife post grad

[𝕾𝖎𝖗 𝕮𝖍𝖗𝖎𝖘 @eagleseyeinc]

a man has to bet daily, or else he might be walking around with luck and never even know it.

[Mia♡ @luxemiaa]

reading is a great hobby because it lets you bedrot with moral superiority

[sophie @netcapgirl]

i was captivated by the alex honnold climb so i watched free solo. this quote went insanely hard “you face your fear because your goal demands it, that is the warrior spirit. you give something 100% focus because your life depends on it” i’ll be applying it to making spreadsheets

[Derek Debruhl @derekdebruhl32]

@hammeringhankk Money time!

[Uncle Bev @DaronTheChef]

The worse pain, then you still gotta clean the kitchen

[Andy McBroom @AndyJMacc]

When somebody asks me to go out after 9 PM

[gill @contactabrother]

get me to God’s country

[Shaheen Al-Shatti @shaunalshatti]

Ilia Topuria knocking out Alexander Volkanovski and Max Holloway then jumping up a division and dethroning a prime Islam Makhachev would legitimately be the greatest 3-fight run in MMA history.

[Derek Debruhl @derekdebruhl32]

I think about this throw like 3 times a day. Had me convinced Mitch was gonna be the one

[This Day in Chicago Sports @ChiSportsDay]

just thinking about this Mitch throw and how Cody Parkey ruined it

[Hard Rock Bet @HardRockBet]

When she asks me "What's coming on after the game?" and I tell her "Another game."