Derek Adams

Proud Patriot, Father ov 6, Sunderland AFC till I die, Lifetime Ambassader for The Jackson’s Hotel and Spar. Black Belt in Scrapping. RIP Jackie Adams

[Derek Adams @DerekFTMAdams]

@sophierimmerr My missus loves your page n channel and its our 10th divorce annaversary cumin up and she's mentioned how she likes your tits so I was wondering if you could send a pic of them so I know what they look like, cheers

[Derek Adams @DerekFTMAdams]

Get home and get into bathroom. Turn shower on for background noise. Cock in one hand phone in other. On pornhub. Premium has run out. Check back to see its bone dry with loads of transactions from fortnite. Pornhub direct debit bounced cancelled me subscription. Son in doghouse.

[Derek Adams @DerekFTMAdams]

If you support any of these elite clubs you have a 12 inch chopper

Sunderland
Bolton
Manchester United
Arsenal
Liverpool
West Ham
Norwich
Millwall

RT for good luck this seezon

[Derek Adams @DerekFTMAdams]

Morning every1, apart from my ex wife Linda who took the dog

[Derek Adams @DerekFTMAdams]

Good nite every1 apart from the nonces

[Derek Adams @DerekFTMAdams]

Would love our lads to play you lot would wallop you then our fans would wallop yours #SAFC

[Derek Adams @DerekFTMAdams]

My obese 10 year old son has better tits

[Derek Adams @DerekFTMAdams]

Hopefully some cyanide and lots of it you want putting down

[Derek Adams @DerekFTMAdams]

@gracebeverley Your fanny would be most desired love but tits will do. Lots of love, Derek xxx

[Derek Adams @DerekFTMAdams]

Thinking about starting my own political party called no black in unyon Jack. Who would like to join?

[Derek Adams @DerekFTMAdams]

@willne My nephew callum sending for a little nonce called Stephen from Manchester

[Derek Adams @DerekFTMAdams]

Just spewed super noodle sarnie I had for me bait all over apprentice

[Derek Adams @DerekFTMAdams]

@CallumAdams69 If this diss track was a nandos sauce what heat would it be callum mate?

[Derek Adams @DerekFTMAdams]

First game ov seeson tomorrow, plenty carlin plenty beak and plenty texts to the ex wife pleading her to take me back so I can get a shag

[Derek Adams @DerekFTMAdams]

If you were my daughter I'd chuck you down the stairs, only tarts allowed in my house are ones with Mr kipling wrote on the box

[Derek Adams @DerekFTMAdams]

Make people feel sick, fanny like a punched lasagne

[Derek Adams @DerekFTMAdams]

Just got back from a wild lads holerday to barley, what an experience Steve got caught with heroin and is now in prison overseas. I shagged two women that actually had cocks. Couldn't believe you can get a woman with a cock best experience ever. Until next year barley

[Derek Adams @DerekFTMAdams]

@brexiteerbarry @TommyBrexit @bigalBREXIT Back 2 sniffin like a proper Patriot m8 carlin and bad lad all night every night no surrender not like u plastic patriots

[Derek Adams @DerekFTMAdams]

@brexiteerbarry @TommyBrexit @bigalBREXIT Can't even count u thik cunt get back to ur nittin

[Derek Adams @DerekFTMAdams]

@brexiteerbarry @TommyBrexit @bigalBREXIT Where Eva u want baz we can sort it out with fists or over carlin u chews but chews ysley

[Derek Adams @DerekFTMAdams]

@brexiteerbarry @TommyBrexit @bigalBREXIT First u say last season then 2 season ago make ur mind up u old cunt don't know ur arse from ur elbow