Fuking dangerus photo from bak in the day with fellow patriot @WilliamAlby no idea what the fuk happend as we sunk a shit load of carlin but would put muney on us goff huntin n away fan batterin.
Yungist got me a farthurs day prezent. Buzzin wen I see a baggy with white powdur inside. Sed “cheers nipper” then sniffed it out baggy in 1. Shoked and appalled wen Shit starts flyin all over the gaff n nipper tells me it were laxatives. Gone off full engerlash smell evurywear.
Needid sum scran erlear. Went 2 “Burgurking”. Shok and horrur. Goff behind till. Stone island powers engage and shove his hed in deep frier till his blue hair burns cleen off. Looks better with a skinhed anyway so fuk knows why police wer called. Hiding next 2 fruitys at lokal.