Derek Jacob

🌵 Phoenix, AZ, 🔱 ASU Alum, 🚁 Air Force Veteran, 🐾 Dog Dad, 🏁 Gen2 Raptor “Blue”

[Tim Walz @Tim_Walz]

Elon Musk is a terrible president.

[Derek Jacob @derekjacob]

@Kyle73750168 @TheBriefSheep @MattWallace888 They had them, but I highly doubt they were using them. That many city lights would wash out their NVGs and make it even harder to see. If they were, that could also be a reason they didn’t see the aircraft.

[John Summit @johnsummit]

phoenix yall know how to fkn party

[RK Jackson | Atlanta 🛸 @theerkj]

big week for the glasses community

[Derek Jacob @derekjacob]

@ARaulSanchez Gonna be the slowest week of our lives.

[Jurassic Park Updates @JurassicPark2go]

Fuck it. Creating a new type of dinosaur

[Derek Jacob @derekjacob]

She wins.

[Monica Lewinsky (she/her) @MonicaLewinsky]

you wouldn’t last an hour in the asylum where they raised me.

[Derek Jacob @derekjacob]

@Alexisarcs For real.

[Derek Jacob @derekjacob]

@doodledranks @chartstswift 2320 PST

[αsh ꕤ @thisloml]

being an employed swiftie is NOT for the weak

[Derek Jacob @derekjacob]

@dfarella Haha. You NEED to see 1 before you watch 2.

[Derek Jacob @derekjacob]

@Rosetheswift 6hrs to go! We got this!

[Marco Crayola @MarcoCrayola]

Celsius is literally just undercover molly water

[✩ CEL ✩ @moonlithoax]

Swifties been in shambles all week

meanwhile taylor:

[Phoenix Suns @Suns]

🚨 GIVEAWAY ALERT 🚨

RT this for your chance to win a signed Devin Booker El Valle Jersey!

@planetfootprint | #ComingInHot

[Derek Jacob @derekjacob]

This will never not be funny. 😆

[Pop Base @PopBase]

Bad Bunny sings ‘Break Free’ by Ariana Grande and Zedd on Carpool Karaoke with James Corden.

[Derek Jacob @derekjacob]

Every morning!

[Courtney ⸆⸉ (Taylor’s Version) London, Baby! ❤️‍🔥 @weallgotcrowns7]

This looks like one of those pictures you get on a roller coaster 😹😹😹

[heather⸆⸉❤️‍🔥 @foolishheather]

me at every single image and video that is posted tonight