Derek Dodson

“There are but two parties now: traitors and patriots. And I want hereafter to be ranked with the latter and, I trust, the stronger party.” - Ulysses S. Grant

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@fried_egg_golf Now I need one given to the winner of the overclub challenge

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@RedDirtSport Who could have ever forseen that a Longhorn would be a delusional fuck…

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@scottcoleman55 @BTRowland @b_outliers I don’t know if you have permission, but you have a second on the motion

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@shibzthegunner @3YearLetterman Is mugs how your great great great grandfather surrendered at Yorktown?

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@mlbbowman I believe that is the universal sign that translates to “Please Alex, get this fucker off my roster.”

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@EliLake “Destroying”

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@JoeCJr29

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@Danny_Bigmac13 A love of covered wagons would be optimal

H/t @RedDirtSport

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@BlueBoxDave @RadioFreeTom I know broad strategy is difficult, but at least try to exercise what remains of your brain for fucks sake

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@GenXMood @JacksonLahmeyer What about King Arthur? What about any other fictionalized character? Does Scrooge McDuck have a Bathsheba character we can reference as purportedly relevant?

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Holy fuck…complete capitulation. Hardly surprising, but holy fuck nonetheless. Great job DJT…real bang up work per usual. Dumbass fucker

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Iranian Mehr News Agency has published the supposed 14 clauses of the MOU

$12 billion of Iran's frozen funds to be released before negotiations begin, with another $12 billion during the 60-day final negotiation window.
Oil and petrochemical sanctions suspended.
Full naval blockade lifted within 30 days.

The U.S. commits to non-interference in Iranian affairs, withdrawal of forces from around Iran, and no new sanctions or force deployments during negotiations.
An immediate ceasefire is required on all fronts, including Lebanon.
The Strait of Hormuz reopens within 30 days under Iranian arrangements.

Iran reaffirms its NPT commitment not to produce nuclear weapons.
A 60-day window is set to negotiate a final deal covering nuclear issues and full sanctions removal.

The U.S. and allies must also present reconstruction plans worth at least $300 billion.

Iran's missile program and support for resistance groups are removed from the agenda entirely.

No final negotiations begin until the $12 billion is released, oil sanctions are suspended, and the blockade is lifted.

A supervisory mechanism will oversee implementation, with any final agreement approved by UN Security Council resolution.

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@BrennanBaxt

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@RedDirtSport Their commitment to making themselves as unlikeable as Texas, the Aggies and Baylor is almost impressive

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@scottcoleman55 Most frustrating Braves regular since the Melvin Upton experience

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@leprekhan Hadn’t stopped since Ronnie pulled up lame

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@OverSlot_ @OKBE2023 @CarsonBrumbaugh A covered wagon connoisseur

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@BenjaminGolan “National title contender”

L. O. Fucking. L.

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@NCAABaseball @RedDirtSport @westwood1sports You can go ahead and finalize the matchups on an updated graphic

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@KeganReneau Which sucks!! Because the sounds of silence brought on by acceptance of their fate would be oh so satisfying!