Derek Nason

He/Him. Freelance writer. I enjoy Earth & generally like when planets survive. I wear a mask in public for COVID reasons.🇺🇦🇵🇸

[Derek Nason @dereknason]

Left: me a year ago, coming out a k-hole in a guided ketamine therapy session so I can stop being so mentally ill all the time
Right: me now, hot af

[Illia Ponomarenko 🇺🇦 @IAPonomarenko]

Bucha, right now.

Our children can celebrate Christmas in wartime.

And that is thanks to those whose faces watch over us from the memorial valley nearby.

[Derek Nason @dereknason]

Hey friends. I’ll no longer be posting regularly. I’d like to get into the habit of posting something twice/month. In the meantime tho, not scrolling or posting feels amazing. Taker easy🫡

[Emo Philips @EmoPhilips]

how can I upgrade https://t.co/2Hl4Cigi7d when the librarian who banned me refuses to retire

[Derek Nason @dereknason]

I’m giving myself the gift of a 90% social media break until Oct. 15. I can still be found on BeReal & messaging apps. Everybody try to be nice to each other for a bit.

[Derek Nason @dereknason]

@turnips_turnips Love rules!!!!

[Derek Nason @dereknason]

@wartranslated 😍🇺🇦NOICE🇺🇦😍

[Derek Nason @dereknason]

Nothing in the Basement by Romie Stott is such a wonderful, scary, funny, sad, beautiful book. Get a copy and read it and then stare out the window at the leaves for 45 min.

[Derek Nason @dereknason]

Wildest part of the 90’s was when you’d overhear a crowd shouting BACK OFF, GET YOUR OWN SANDWICH! then find a small crowd bashing a clearly already dead person w/ shovels. And you just had to keep walking & keep ur mouth shut.

[Derek Nason @dereknason]

Castor Troy: Peach…I could eat a peach for hours.
Me [also on the plane cause it’s a shared charter]: I really like plumcots!

[Derek Nason @dereknason]

ALWAYS BE CANCELLING your Disney+ subscription.

[Derek Nason @dereknason]

@bayraktar_1love Another 3 points on the board for 🇺🇦

[Derek Nason @dereknason]

@DiabolicalSpuds I wanna try the funk spunk

[Derek Nason @dereknason]

@DanRafael1 I wish I didn’t have to eat a bunch of shrooms to stay up late enough to see the match of the decade BUT the shrooms made the match of the decade so much better than I even hoped.

[Derek Nason @dereknason]

@Tendar Touchdown

[Derek Nason @dereknason]

@m_crouton ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

[Derek Nason @dereknason]

@caitiedelaney I wonder if he knows a man by that name recently died.

[Illia Ponomarenko 🇺🇦 @IAPonomarenko]

Kharkiv.

This is what Russia does as useful idiots around the world keep licking Putin’s shoes and whitewash its crimes with high-minded pseudo-geopolitical theories.

[Derek Nason @dereknason]

@mmamania All set to fight David Caruso