Derek Pfeifer

i ain't no patrick swayze

[Derek Pfeifer @derekpfeifer_10]

@mollyjm21 Is this enough to get me a full ride on the UGA Equestrian team?

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@brooknicole22

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@brooknicole22 You can keep it I’m already too jacked up

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@pfeifco @lanie_schmidt Just remember paybacks are hell

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@ZBar_99 I’m not gonna drink the alcohols until I’m 21

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@jasmynhdz17 😂😂thanks jazzy!

[Derek Pfeifer @derekpfeifer_10]

If it was cooooooooooool to be a fooooooooooool I’d be the hippest guy around

[Derek Pfeifer @derekpfeifer_10]

Messed around and listened to Keith Whitley radio on Pandora and I tell you what that thing could put ya in your feels faster than a redneck running to the liquor store when keystone is on sale

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@pfeifco Damn straight buddy!

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@hudchud I was waitin until the next time I make an appearance at the chuck...

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@LoganBittel Do you put gloves on to push your button??

[Derek Pfeifer @derekpfeifer_10]

If your boyfriend has to put on gloves to untarp his truck at the elevator, you don’t have a boyfriend you have a girlfriend.

[Derek Pfeifer @derekpfeifer_10]

@Blaze_Payeur Hell thats like asking if Dolly Parton sleeps on her back

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I assume she’s never listened to my family work cattle together before https://t.co/vHjBxRPMsl

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Georgia doctor allegedly threatened to 'slit' employees' throats, 'cut' worker's head off, 'roll it down hallway' https://t.co/kW1DSIpQAD

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@brittany_bollig

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I said it once and I’m saying it again https://t.co/KXM1ijCTVF

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All I’m saying is Al Gore made up global warming to sell books to California

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@NicoleBlackwill