Derek Strauss

Building in Digital Health | Co-Founder @JoinTellescope backed by UHC @Techstars | 140.6 | Probably tweeting about FSU Football or the 76ers.

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#IronmanFlorida

2.4 Mile Swim ✅
112 Mile Bike ✅
26.2 Mile Run ✅

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@fiago7 Go to Cape May instead

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Why is it impossible to find any America 250 merch

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@FreddyLA7 Did you see any snow geese?

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@greg16676935420 The new hack is changing your handle to Freddy 🇩🇪 before tagging american airlines support on X

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@pedri69420 @wesj_42 👀 https://t.co/h7SEtTe69M

[ESPN FC @ESPNFC]

Saudi keeper Mohammed Al-Owais followed up Vozinha's monster performance vs. Spain with a NINE-save performance vs Uruguay.

That is the most in a match this tournament 😮

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@jacksettleman They literally encouraged everyone to take public transit. No sympathy for anyone that ubersd

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@jacksettleman Stadium was packed my man

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@rjochoa Finally

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My flight is so empty that they gave a lady’s cake that she was flying with its own row

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@ShamsCharania @PHLSixersNation How is Elton Brand still our GM…

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@Video_Forensics Pretty crazy scene

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@MikeSielski @cjamesPhilly Traded to make cap space since our delusional owners thought we’d sign Lebron in free agency

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Being caught in a gondola in a downpour looks like hell #MiamiOpen

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Guess i’m not going on my honeymoon in May FML

[Aus Integrity @QBCCIntegrity]

China has cut Australia off for Jet A1 fuel (kerosene), all of next months shipments cancelled. Normally 12/month.

There’s one ship inbound. That’s it.

China is Australia’s largest Jet Fuel supplier.

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@pavyg Everyone’s probably outside of the stadium in the grounds area

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@idiotleen Hahha ty ty

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Update: Groomsman are monitoring the situation

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Getting married today. How am i supposed to monitor the situation on my wedding today?

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Getting married today. How am i supposed to monitor the situation on my wedding today?

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@prettyalbatross Water main breaks