Derek Hermsen

[Derek Hermsen @derekseattle]

In July 2012, I saw a @Tesla Model S. On 8/1/12, I bought stock. So proud to finally put that stock to use and just had my dream car delivered! Thank you @elonmusk !

[Seattle Aquarium @SeattleAquarium]

Mark your calendars—Beach Naturalist season starts on May 16! Our volunteer naturalists are headed back to the beach this summer to explore low tide with you. 🦀 See the full list of dates and locations on our website: https://t.co/V1aWZplgEQ

[Derek Hermsen @derekseattle]

Is yellow an official team color for New England? #mlr2026

[Derek Hermsen @derekseattle]

@ElectrekCo Where's the Model S retrofit??! @Tesla I hate the button turn signals. Can't use them when making consecutive turns.

[Derek Hermsen @derekseattle]

@CollinRugg Oz might be Satan. He "mind read" me once. Messed me up.

[Tezlar @na_option]

$TSLA investors STILL be like…

[Tesla Owners Silicon Valley @teslaownersSV]

FAFO

[PNW Conservative @PNWConservative]

Seattle Intelligence

[Derek Hermsen @derekseattle]

@manztrades What a fucking idiot.

[Derek Hermsen @derekseattle]

@SchmittNYC Alien watchers

[Derek Hermsen @derekseattle]

@SEATTLESUBMISS Is it playing with a red necked grebe?

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

@clairlemon @IfindRetards

[Derek Hermsen @derekseattle]

@DominicBRNKMN Put the horn where it's supposed to go! And I still can't use the turn signal buttons.

[Derek Hermsen @derekseattle]

@SeawolvesRugby On what channel?!!!

[jack @jack_bfr]

Mike Tyson had the chance to have the greatest moment in sports history right here:

[Derek Hermsen @derekseattle]

@ajtourville @Tesla They should put these robot cleaners near their disgusting loaner cars at service centers

[Derek Hermsen @derekseattle]

@RuckyTheSeawolf your cover is blown!

[Sawyer Merritt @SawyerMerritt]

Gigantic fans are now being installed at Giga Texas for Tesla's new data center cooling system. This new data center will house 50,000 Nvidia GPUs for FSD training.

Video from Brad Sloan: https://t.co/Rx4yejr2Cq

[Derek Hermsen @derekseattle]

@SeawolvesRugby @usmlr All the annoying 80's music through the PA system throughout the match....barf. Bring the Jacks out west next time. Great win #togetherwehunt

[Derek Hermsen @derekseattle]

@SeawolvesRugby Are we not 4-1? On TV it's showing 3 - 1