Not Cricketman

He/They. Capitalism is organized crime and we are the victims. I make ska and I will not apologize for it.

[Not Cricketman @derekthequick]

MERRY YUCKMAS!

https://t.co/xHjUlT4vZX

[Not Cricketman @derekthequick]

For context I have been learning to play trumpet lately

[Not Cricketman @derekthequick]

Why Netflix and chill when we can trumpet and commiserate?

[Not Cricketman @derekthequick]

Why is beer so much cheaper in Columbus?

[Not Cricketman @derekthequick]

@ECRKelly Ty bb

[Not Cricketman @derekthequick]

After years of executive dysfunction I have finally acquired a PCP and made a Drs appointment. Please clap.

[Prince Vogelfrei 🐦‍⬛ @PrinceVogel]

does anyone have any compelling reasons I shouldn't try the horse electrolytes

[Not Cricketman @derekthequick]

Mogging hard or hardly mogging?

[Not Cricketman @derekthequick]

What if Linkin Park with Rome? Why didn’t we try that first?

[Not Cricketman @derekthequick]

@skrunk_mcdoogle That’s a really huge ask dude

[Not Cricketman @derekthequick]

Update: everything fell apart.

[Not Cricketman @derekthequick]

Things seems fine but my intuition is telling me everything is falling apart

[Not Cricketman @derekthequick]

RSD working overtime today I see. I am not well.

[Not Cricketman @derekthequick]

“Are people not getting my messages or am I being ignored” Depression edition.

[Not Cricketman @derekthequick]

Producer: Are you ok? You seem nervous.
Me recording vocals: I don’t know what to do with my hands!

[Not Cricketman @derekthequick]

@ECRKelly Love it

[Not Cricketman @derekthequick]

@ECRKelly Better in what way? The devil had better showmanship but Johnny had better technical skill.

[Not Cricketman @derekthequick]

Not sure if anything that happened over the past weekend will ever matter but I’m still glad it happened.

[Not Cricketman @derekthequick]

@ElevenArtsy It feels good to be bad 😈

[Not Cricketman @derekthequick]

I called the Decemberists ska and my gf got SO MAD

[Not Cricketman @derekthequick]

Their new album is good tho