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@hopes_revenge What if you find out he hates you

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Dear lord

[Film Crave @_filmcrave]

Dakota Johnson stuns in new photos for the Saturday Night Live! 📷

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They naming their kids like maplestory usernames

[Ryan Mac 🙃 @RMac18]

The Shivon Zilis post shows how fast some can fall out of Elon Musk's orbit. Zilis herself previously replaced Grimes, after secretly carrying two of his kids at the same time Grimes was about to have a baby with Musk via a surrogate.

As we reported in our book, Character Limit, Zilis also named one of her babies "Valkyrie," a name that Grimes had planned to use for her own baby. Grimes ended up writing a song about Zilis that she tweeted (and later deleted).

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Did he prompt us into existence

[Daniel @growing_daniel]

The Judeo Christian creation story is just God talking. That’s kinda odd. Lots of religions have violent creation stories where the God has to murder a dragon and make the earth from its blood or something. Very wordcel

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They’d say calm down in the most annoying fucking way possible

[Marianne @thrialectics]

What did people say before "triggered" became common parlance? Struck a nerve? Pushed my buttons? Set me off? But do any of those actually describe the same phenomenon as "being triggered"? Note that I don't mean it in the PTSD sense, I mean "disproportionately strong reaction."

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@n0w00j Dear lord

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@teortaxesTex This was grimes

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Imagine if Ming dynasty concubines had twitter accounts. We missed out

[eigenrobot @eigenrobot]

its fascinating how elon has turned the bay area into his very own parc-aux-cerfs and his particular fetish is turning strong female characters into abandoned babymamas. he truly is an african american

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Does this mean I’m gonna end up fucking the blender Creative Commons creature. Plz no

[Reggie James @HipCityReg]

“Lifecycle of a Software Object” by Ted Chiang

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@prestonattebery What happened to mixy

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@prestonattebery Milo gonna be the first single person billion dollar company

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@ctjlewis It’s qwen

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@jissunboshi96 Yes thank you

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@eade_bengard Wifeguys are winning

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@skooookum I volunteer

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@teortaxesTex W

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Muse is basically the Chibi version of baymax from big hero 6

[Mashable @mashable]

Mark Zuckerberg finally put a name to the Muse AI mascot. Meet Jolly, the newest cute little guy in the mascot world. https://t.co/fl77yTGjsP

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@xsleepzy It’s over

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@502grillman Damn that looks good

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High key this is the thinking they use to indoctrinate serfs

[taoki @justalexoki]

i swear to God this whole world has gone mad. YOU DON'T DESERVE ICED COFFEE. YOU DON'T DESERVE A JOB. YOU DON'T DESERVE ANYTHING ACTUALLY. YOU HAVE TO WORK FOR IT. GOOD THINGS REQUIRE SACRIFICE