Derelict.co

Your liquor-lovin' best friend. In website form. Full of panda sorrow. Always hungover and rowdy.

[✨it takes a lot to make a stew✨ @heartscale_txt]

Pokemon Sun and Moon looks great! #PokemonSunMoon

[Drunken History @DrunkenHistory]

"Beer is food" yes, yes it is...

[Almond Joy Enjoyer @BreakfastPlug]

As if I already wasn't having a shitty day this is the icing on the cake https://t.co/AoSWVIsUy6

[XLR8R @XLR8R]

LA's @DaMFunK will release a new album in September on @stonesthrow; hear the lead single now http://t.co/R5CRSglNIg

[Craig Bro Dude @CraigSJ]

The kooky part of Walmart, K-Mart & Sears pulling Confederate flag merch is the fact they were still selling it in the first place.

[DRIVER @Busdriverr]

melt down the guns for flutes & saxaphones

[First We Feast @firstwefeast]

.@therealelp dropped a serious in-flight drinking pro-tip this week - http://t.co/TUyXwJsq9x

[demi adejuyigbe @electrolemon]

SPOILER FOR NEXT WEEK'S GAME OF THRONES: okay now that nobody's listening, here's my secret plan to poison the gotham city water supply

[Lo-Ping @GamingAndPandas]

Just getting this ready for E3

[NME @NME]

Track review - @disclosure tease second album with thunderous new single 'Bang That' http://t.co/57X43vGzPv

[Amazon Movie Reviews @AmznMovieRevws]

The Avengers.

[Jay. @LLCoolJalen]

#fridayfaves RT @jdotsett: That's some good foreplay http://t.co/zUMj9da6a2

[GeekTyrant @GeekTyrant]

Official Photo of Jean Grey and Jubilee in X-MEN: APOCALYPSE
http://t.co/sQc0U0deIQ —

[UCB Theatre LA @ucbtla]

Hell yeah @ComedyCentral bought a female basketball comedy starring the very baller Maude Night alum @angelatrimbur: http://t.co/xvWfc8ScHT

[tracy clayton jr the 3rd @brokeymcpoverty]

17 Reasons White People Riot http://t.co/udJbefNFrd

[Arrested Development @bluthquotes]

Ok... https://t.co/abosStUXqS #TobiasFunke

[/Film @slashfilm]

Watch Johnny Depp Get Totally Evil in the 'Black Mass' Trailer http://t.co/2wTV5FfQCj

[husband daddi @jhonnyC323]

You put the weed in the coconut, and light that shit up

[Nerd Approved @NerdApproved]

Watch The First Episode Of #PennyDreadful Season 2 Here For Free [Video] http://t.co/3prlLljdxc

[Chris Pratt @prattprattpratt]

The new trailer for Jurassic World. If you please... https://t.co/WHLQAp5Lx2