Fred Smith

I'm a bitch, I'm a lover, I'm sinner and I fucking love it!! #mybitches #karmaisabitch

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

To everyone so eager to cancel someone for a tattoo they got at age 22, a drunk text, a selfie they took in the middle of a mental health crisis:

Show us your laptop.
Show us your iCloud.
Open your entire digital life to your worst enemy. No context. No filter. No explanation.

You won’t.

You won’t because you know what I know. Any one of us, frozen at our worst moment, photographed in our lowest hour, looks like a monster. Looks like a stranger. Looks like someone who deserves to be cast out.

That is not who we are.

My mom and baby sister were killed in a car accident when I was just a kid. Cancer took my brother Beau, my best friend and my rock. I battled alcoholism. I battled addiction. I chose the coward’s way out more times than I can count.

For years I believed the defining chapters of my life were written by tragedy, loss, and shame.

I no longer believe that.

Pain can shape us. Loss can humble us. Failures can leave scars that never fully fade. But none of them have the authority to define us.

And it sure as hell ain’t the critic that counts.

That authority belongs to us alone-the person in the arena.

Every setback presents a choice. Play the victim, or cut the bullshit and take ownership for who we become next.

Life does not determine our character. It reveals it.

Again and again we are asked the same question. When shit happens, what next?

We are not defined by what happened to us. We are not defined by the worst photo, the worst text, the worst tattoo, the worst night. We are defined by the person we choose to become. And by the courage to choose that person, every single day.

So before you reach for the gavel - show us your laptop.

You won’t.

The whole world saw mine. And I am still here. Still becoming. Still choosing. Still standing.

That is the only definition that matters.

[Fred Smith @derf_smith]

@spencerpratt Have you moved yet?

[Gavin Newsom @GavinNewsom]

.@HunterBiden spent years being the story — now he's telling it.

Listen to our episode of my podcast tomorrow, June 12 at 9am PT.

[Nancy Mace @NancyMace]

People keep asking me: "Will you get revenge on Trump for ending your political career?"

The answer is yes.

I'll be adding to the unemployment number in January.

[RebelScum @han64compuserve]

@RealDeanCain This really who you want as Mayor? lol. Dumbass.

[Anonymous @YourAnonNews]

Dumb fucknuts

[Alex Daugherty @AlexDaugherty1]

P.K. Subban looks like he just rubbed that lamp in Aladdin

[Matthew Oliver @stilldemocrat]

Who made this 🤣😂🤣😂

LMFAO

[Toronto Maple Leafs @MapleLeafs]

DRAFT PARTY DETAILS!! 🎊

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[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

On today’s episode of

Idiocracy-The Reality Show.

Brought to you by World Liberty Financial (an Uday/ Qusay production)

Seems like President Trump is losing some of his mojo.

Napping at home in the Oval is one thing, but on date night with Dolan at the Garden??? Get that man a Diet Coke.

Sadly none of the cool kid celebs are coming to his $60M Wrestle Mania birthday bash… at least Lindsey G will be there! He loves wrestling.

I’ve heard he might be entering the cage himself. At 6’3 224 lbs he is almost in the exact same shape as the 6’4 238 lbs Jon Jones in his prime. Amazing genes I guess.

Thank goodness he did wake up long enough to end the war in Iran. Again. Again.

And stay tuned for a preview of next week’s episode where once again the war in Iran will be over. Again.

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

@hippojuicefilm You mean crack head faggot. And all your gym pictures with your greased up muscles are really hot Royce.

[Maria Shriver @mariashriver]

I’ve been thinking a lot about the extraordinary outbursts of the President of the United States against female journalists... well, actually against journalists in general and journalism. But it feels like he saves his most childlike behavior and irrational language for female reporters, calling them all kinds of names that kids in kindergarten are given times out for. It’s stunning to me to witness such behavior from any leader, any CEO, any person of influence or importance. I’ve never witnessed someone like this raging, this weekend with @meetthepress host @kwelkernbc, just last week in the Oval Office with @cnn’s @kaitlancollins, calling women stupid or piggy, telling them to “smile”, calling them darling, demeaning their credibility. Every good man should denounce this behavior. Every person should be able to stand up for their colleagues and say “No more.”

Imagine this man screaming like this at your daughter, your wife, your sister, your mother... would you stand for it? No, you wouldn’t! And neither should any of us. It’s unacceptable and undignified. Period. End of story.

[Glenn Tunes @glenn_tunes]

SO LET ME GET THIS STRAIGHT, PEOPLE SHOULD NOT LISTEN TO WHAT HUNTER BIDEN SAYS BECAUSE HE WAS A DRUG ADDICT🤔 BUT PEOPLE SHOULD TAKE MEDICAL ADVICE FROM RFK WHO IS ALSO A FORMER DRUG ADDICT AND A CONSPIRACY NUT 🙄

MAKE IT MAKE SENSE 🙄

[Toronto Maple Leafs @MapleLeafs]

why is this video 5 hours long

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

I don't know why any of you haters are surprised I'm the one actually engaging here.

You're the ones who've obsessively pored over the 10,000 photos, the 30,000 text messages, and the 128,000 emails from my hacked iCloud and stolen devices.

If I am anything, I am prolific.

You know what you won't find? Any of the most heinous, hateful things you keep posting about me.

What you'll find from me here is the same thing you found there.

Total transparency. Finally on my terms. Not yours.

[chiky handler @chiky_handlr]

Hunter Biden is going to be a big, big problem for the GOP. Listen to what he’s saying here. He literally has receipts.

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

@iamno1s2hold He is a recovering crack addict that has now found a new addiction- it’s apparently called shit posting.

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

Wait…Did he just say checkered past ? I’m 28 felonies, 6 bankruptcies, and an Epstein bromance short of his checkered past.