Kirikou™

Just a puppet on a lonely string

* GOD * #MUFC * SANTA * JOLLOFPRENEUR * COLDPLAY * IMAGINE DRAGONS * TWIN * SPACE *

[Kirikou™ @derijk_grey]

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1. Emotion is the Enemy of Logic .

2. No matter how big you can ever be, for whatever Fee, or Publicity, never lose your Integrity.

[Kirikou™ @derijk_grey]

@ManUtd Please hijack this

[David Ornstein @David_Ornstein]

🚨 Arsenal exploring deal to sign Christos Tzolis from Club Brugge. 24yo left-sided winger expected to be gettable for ~€40m. Move for Greece international does not impact #AFC interest in Morgan Rogers or other options to strengthen attack @TheAthleticFC https://t.co/lBe1BINfU2

[Joe Black 🇿🇼 @joeblackzw]

Incorrect. He had a visa. From the US Embassy in Nairobi. It was valid. They vetted him there, and gave him a visa.

Then he landed in Miami, was detained for 11 hours, and deported to Istanbul.

THEN they branded him a terrorist.

A FIFA referee, simply because he’s Somali.

[Kirikou™ @derijk_grey]

Not this one

[World Cup 2026 @WorldCupMedia]

How many World Cups have you watched? 🏆💬

[Kirikou™ @derijk_grey]

Great video.
Insightful.

[shaunn armah @shaunnarmah]

Accra has a traffic problem.

Over the past 2 months we’ve been digging for secrets on how Accra got into this mess, and more importantly how we dig ourself out.

and we’re finally ready to share it.

Our first explainer - Accra, the City that Can’t Move, premieres on YouTube today at 6pm.

see you thereee.

[Kirikou™ @derijk_grey]

I respect the hate, brother

[Central @WestHam_Central]

European*

[Kirikou™ @derijk_grey]

Send me a heavily discounted phone

[Snapdragon @Snapdragon]

No one:

Absolutely no one:

Literally not a single soul:

People on X: Can you send me a free phone?

[Kirikou™ @derijk_grey]

"There will be tears...and lots of lots of it."

Peter Drury
May 2026

[Kirikou™ @derijk_grey]

Hi @peta

[DespertarFeroz @DespertarFeroz]

Oye, gente, miren la limpieza por dentro. El atún sale como si fuera un trozo de mármol.😳🐟

[Kirikou™ @derijk_grey]

STUPID PEOPLE

[𝐃𝐚𝐫𝐤 𝐇𝐚𝐢𝐫𝐞𝐝 @DKH013]

Proof that 99% of what we worry about never actually happens.

[Kirikou™ @derijk_grey]

Dorgu actually committed a war crime when he missed this chance

[Viktor @VektorLines]

You can't bring another current premier league midfielder pulling this off

[Kirikou™ @derijk_grey]

Feel for Bruno. Deserves to be playing with elite players

[Kirikou™ @derijk_grey]

I'm sorry but Dorgu and Zirkzee needs to be the first ones out of the club

[Kirikou™ @derijk_grey]

WTF happened to Amad?

[Kirikou™ @derijk_grey]

Arsenal have been using this tactic all season. How is it suddenly a foul?

[Kirikou™ @derijk_grey]

Environmental Protection but you're dropping papers on the floor.
Which environment are you protecting?

[𝕏 Ghana 🇬🇭 @xghana_]

I wouldn’t have believed it if someone had told the Environmental Protection Agency (EPA) would be on TikTok and even creating content 😂

EPA goes Digital

[YOM🗣️ @ThaBoyYom]

Same way a 24yr old dude is a ‘small boy’ to a 19yr old baddie

[Kirikou™ @derijk_grey]

@mamkete_k @_BNSL 🤣🤣

[Kirikou™ @derijk_grey]

We should thank the football gods for Vini Jnr not winning the Ballon D'or.
What a silly personality

[Kirikou™ @derijk_grey]

@ManUtd Please do whatever it takes to bring Luis Enrique to Old Trafford

[Kirikou™ @derijk_grey]

She's going to practice on her cats as soon as she gets home

[Wholesome Side of 𝕏 @itsme_urstruly]

She’s performing a full-scale situational analysis. 😂