Efil4sporc

About yourself in 160 characters or less. he/him

[Efil4sporc @deriklemons]

More like “good bunny”

[Efil4sporc @deriklemons]

@DomAccardo @BeNiceToMatthew You guys both look like my cousin Brant tho, no joke. Pic for proof:

[Heliotroph☀️🍇 @Heliotrophy]

Under-40s are being forced into permanent adolescence so that elderloids can have nice on-paper gains...

...On assets they literally will not be able to liquidate because all potential buyers got put in crystals.

Average boomer in 2035 will essentially give their "investment" directly to a nursing home for 5 years of applesauce before succumbing to botched euthanasia at the hands of some atavistic specimen of the long-lost lemurian root race

[Jesse Brenneman @Jesse_Brenneman]

Another dimension of all this is how it isn’t just the war coming home, it’s the turning of the home into the mythical war these manchildren crave: one where the other side isn’t allowed to fight back.

[Ryan Grim @ryangrim]

To be clear about what this depicts: An immigration officer threw a woman onto the ground. Alex Pretti, a registered nurse on scene as a legal observer, is filming and goes to help the woman up. He is then pepper sprayed and thrown to the ground for no discernible reason. Many officer surround and assault him; one removes his firearm, which police say appears to have been legally registered. They then execute him with a hail of bullets.

They are, objectively speaking, both cowards and criminals, while Pretti is what we teach people an American ought to be.

[jordan @JordanUhl]

ICE murdered a US citizen today and lied about it to blame the victim. Period.

[Efil4sporc @deriklemons]

@sadgirlbrina Swag

[Efil4sporc @deriklemons]

Life’s pretty good rn, the biggest source of dark energy and evil is currently Microsoft Dynamics 365, so all and all doing really well

[Efil4sporc @deriklemons]

@jeniwantwingies Pretty selfish of him tbh

[Efil4sporc @deriklemons]

Happy Labor Day to all those almost moms out there pushing one out. It’s your day

[Efil4sporc @deriklemons]

@jeniwantwingies Jk I’m sure your son isn’t old and fat yet

[Efil4sporc @deriklemons]

Considering adding a swim-shirt to the summer closet. I’ve done it, I am now old and fat.

[Efil4sporc @deriklemons]

@jeniwantwingies I hate to be the one to tell you this about your son

[Efil4sporc @deriklemons]

Using my own hair in an Aunt Gladys ritual to get a full 8 hours

[Efil4sporc @deriklemons]

Imagine how good it must have felt to have a banger recipe in your rotation before books were even invented. Giving the recipe to people you like and gatekeeping it for everyone else. Your neighbor can’t even comprehend the smells wafting from your kitchen

[Efil4sporc @deriklemons]

@bb_fresh Neat tech but a starling🤢…? Not doing this until you can save to a cooler bird.

[Efil4sporc @deriklemons]

@mkDANabnormal @neetaeniate @grok This is u

[Efil4sporc @deriklemons]

@NAPALM212 @dern2395 @neetaeniate @grok

[Efil4sporc @deriklemons]

@Reuters @grok is this true