Derek A Rosenstrauch

Area man.

[Michael McKean @MJMcKean]

Watch Jerry O'Connell limp along dragging his microphone battery at the very end.

[Derek A Rosenstrauch @derklbot]

Hey @monteiro, https://t.co/aeL6FaVcTg makes me miss @eveningedition

[Derek A Rosenstrauch @derklbot]

@petroid Perfect

[Derek A Rosenstrauch @derklbot]

@EugeneMirman Is the photo as nice in person as it seems in photos?

[Derek A Rosenstrauch @derklbot]

@petroid Appears limited by the taste/parameters set by the tool’s creator. Probably will give adequate yet uninspired pairings/palettes. #thefuture!

[Derek A Rosenstrauch @derklbot]

@johnroderick *whispers* just stay perfectly still until the bear wanders away.

[Derek A Rosenstrauch @derklbot]

You can’t segue from “girls on film” into zztop “legs” and think you can just get away with it. COME ON, PIZZERIA.

[Derek A Rosenstrauch @derklbot]

@monteiro Beautiful work, Mike & @muledesign.

[Derek A Rosenstrauch @derklbot]

O. M. God https://t.co/SipBCxr5dj

[Derek A Rosenstrauch @derklbot]

@recspec …that’s how know it’s a Knopf.

[Derek A Rosenstrauch @derklbot]

@hotdogsladies and the tap drips under the strip light. (so he’s one day early)

[Derek A Rosenstrauch @derklbot]

@billchilds Totally looks like something that would get you pulled out of the security line for … questions.

[Derek A Rosenstrauch @derklbot]

I’ll probably be the first person at my company to get fired via Slack. #pioneer

[Derek A Rosenstrauch @derklbot]

When you’re too garbage even for brietbort.

[Derek A Rosenstrauch @derklbot]

@danbenjamin That’s about the nuttiest watch I’ve ever seen. I love it.

[Derek A Rosenstrauch @derklbot]

@lta100163 @danbenjamin Prolly Tuesday in katakana

[Derek A Rosenstrauch @derklbot]

I wasn't quite done with this notebook yet. It needed some emergency repair. #fieldnotes https://t.co/zLCZieyaAo

[Derek A Rosenstrauch @derklbot]

I can *NOT* believe I never made that connection. https://t.co/HRaTE1pv9a

[Derek A Rosenstrauch @derklbot]

@andystalick Ugh. Don’t engage with eggs.

[Derek A Rosenstrauch @derklbot]

@billchilds Forget it, Bill. It’s Gowntown.