Alimah🧕🏽

A quiet observer.

[Alimah🧕🏽 @deronkeee]

📌

[Hauwa 🌟🌬 @Hauwa_L]

Fine boy, better block me now. I no dey use woman matter play.

[kelvin @kelvinholdon]

"?????" is such a top tier response to a stupid text

[HIGH CHIEF @peter_ameh]

The amount of money that has disappeared under Asiwaju Bola Ahmed Tinubu’s administration could have been used to buy another nation.

Enough is enough!

[Aproko Doctor Global @aproko_doctor]

Nobody:

Nigerians when they find out that malt and milk was not giving them blood

[AMARA💕 @simbyii]

Others: I will never wish that on my enemy

Me when it happens to my enemy:

[Raye @Raye_Hg]

You can sell anything to Nigerians, just add a little bit of classism and tell them it’s not for poor people, then watch them buy to prove they are not “poor”.

[femiiiiii. @femiiiszn]

i want a relationship where we instantly miss each other right after being together.

[EgoKuwait 🇰🇼 @Egokuwait]

“What’s my schedule for 12pm?”

“Photo shoot in the garden ma”

“Okay”

[Amaka👩‍🍳 @zrosey_]

Money is so good and having money of your own is wayyyy better.

Life suddenly becomes easy when you have your money.
I can’t over emphasize this 🥹

[PeePee🎀 @peegzy1]

Everything is urgent in corporate, except recognition and salary increases.

[kelvin @kelvinholdon]

I nearly cry this morning but I remember say tears no fit solve am.

[A.VICTOR @Lifeof_AG01]

I don’t let people project fear and failure on me; just because it didn’t work for you doesn't mean I’ll fail too.

[Name cannot be blank @hackSultan]

God I see what you’re doing for other countries 🙏🏼

[𝗠𝘂𝗵𝗲𝗲 ♛ @muheediva01]

HOT TAKE: Entry-level means ZERO years of experience.

[Ali🌹 @_omalichaa]

period cramps ain't no joke but long as i'm not pregnant, bring it on btch

[𓁺 @ifuliedownhere]

how my relationship with books and series has been lately

[OriginalBabyGirl @chinasa_anukam]

Cosplaying someone that is not losing her mind. So far, so good 🤣🙏🏾

[Uchenna. @Favour_Ogazi]

I was paired with a man for a game, yet somehow he spent the entire time rooting for his wife… who was on the opposing team. Of course she won. It turned out my brilliance was no match for marital loyalty.

[Ugonna Okeke @Victorokeke_]

We are experiencing a civilizational decline in Nigeria, masked as tribalism.

[ٰ @notsofinefgs]

god
so all this rain wey dey fail since go dey beat those children and teachers wey bandit kidnap omo 💔