Alyssa

[Alyssa @derp481]

@SStricklandMMA Be careful out there, man. Find yourself a nice easy joint and look at some water. That really helps me when I get murderous. Good luck and we hope to see you back here real soon ❤️

[Alyssa @derp481]

@WilliamShatner I actually forgot about it and wondered why I woke up 'early' this morning lol

[Alyssa @derp481]

@itsacostello I mean, she's not wrong 🤷‍♀️

[Alyssa @derp481]

@Mae Cute!

[Alyssa @derp481]

@FoxNews I really wish the future of our country didn't depend on this clown show of a congress. Who the f votes for all these ppl?!

[Alyssa @derp481]

@TMZ @TooFab A bullet is cheaper for tax payers than a lifetime in jail

[Alyssa @derp481]

@libbyemmons I would absolutely take being canceled if it meant I could kick this guy in the face to get him away from me.

[Alyssa @derp481]

@AmericanDadTBS Barb Jones!

[Alyssa @derp481]

@Mae You guys are so cute! Happy Easter 😃

[Alyssa @derp481]

@elonmusk

[Alyssa @derp481]

@FoxNews Oh crap. 30 holes! I don't care who you are, that's a lot of swings and a lot of walking 😳

[Alyssa @derp481]

@itsacostello I wonder if they will ever accept and be ok being in a society 🤔

[Alyssa @derp481]

@etnow 😆 I bet they were

[Alyssa @derp481]

@Fri_Tid @FoxNews All of this BS is in a 5 county area. It is really trying to spread tho 😑

[Alyssa @derp481]

@FoxNews This is time that could go to teaching kids to read and write. I reeeeeally wish I could find a person to hire that can read a tape measure. At this point I know that it's just way to much to ask. 😓

[Alyssa @derp481]

@SteveDe00589901 @FoxNews You may as well get used to calling him Mr President again. Every citizen with any kind of brain knows this all is a complete joke and he won't lose 1 vote 😆😆

[Alyssa @derp481]

@yesimrite @FoxNews The charges are available online and there is no evidence

[Alyssa @derp481]

@NMoonitz @Costanza15 @mtaibbi And after lol