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seattle & tcu

[nute @derpherde]

JSN, would you like to come over for some delicious white chicken chili? my treat!

[estra 🏳️‍⚧️ @TRANSGENDHER]

Now hiring bartenders for my Seattle sports bar!

Qualifications:
- Must not be familiar with any sports whatsoever
- Must not know any channel numbers
- Must not know how to operate a television

[Ben Jacobs @JacobsBen]

BREAKING: Fabian Hürzeler is not interested in leaving Brighton for Manchester United.

Hürzeler one of the names appreciated in case Michael Carrick departs.

Julian Nagelsmann also viewed as one of the leading contenders.

More on @talkSPORT.

🤝 @alex_crook

[Dan Savage @fakedansavage]

FFS please stop "seeking public comment" and please stop "bringing stakeholders to the table" and please just fucking build the fucking thing.

https://t.co/mrr1AyYK8K

[Premier League USA @PLinUSA]

FOUR CLEAN SHEET VICTORIES IN A ROW FOR BRIGHTON 🔥

[nute @derpherde]

@ilovebucees what’s arlington

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audit all the season ticket holders this is ridiculous @Seahawks @seahawksPR

[Zainab @Panthers9Nation]

Nothing is stopping him, let’s go @A_train2_ ! 🇵🇸

[Amon G. @amongcarterboys]

Yea yea fire everyone

[nute @derpherde]

@CoachSonnyDykes three Big12 opener losses in a row. leave my program please.

[Horned Frog Larry @HFLarry69]

In all seriousness, what does Sonny Dykes do that is of benefit to this program?

[Nathan Bishop @nathan_h_b]

Here on the cusp of the death of the 2026 Seattle Mariners it's important to remember that the team brought this upon themselves by letting Humpy the Salmon win the race. Until he is ritualistically sacrificed this team will never win again. We must kill the fish.

[nute @derpherde]

@pnutbutterbabyy i know you wait 48 hours to change your pants but there was more urgency for me

[nute @derpherde]

the absolute best thing to do when you bring soup to the office for lunch is to spill it everywhere. including your pants and chair

[Chris Daniels @ChrisDaniels_TV]

NEW on @KOMONews ---

NBA Commissioner Adam Silver says league operational teams have toured Climate Pledge Arena, and it could be ready in five weeks for a team, if needed.

League plan is for expansion decision by end of this year.

https://t.co/WzBveYg8e0

[nute @derpherde]

@jabriggs I look up to you first Gabe. Warren second.

[Prem Thakker @prem_thakker]

Macklemore says Robert Kraft — who owns Gillette Stadium, where Macklemore & Ed Sheeran were to perform later this month — called Sheeran.

Kraft rallied other owners together behind an ultimatum for Sheeran: if Macklemore stays on the tour, you won't be allowed in our venues.

[Sad Seattle Sports Enjoyer @strain4brain]

“the mariners are going to the bullpen”

[nute @derpherde]

brock purdy? more like brock turdy
matt stafford? more like matt turdy