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Sometimes I think I'm funny, other times I think I smell funny

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Urgh my Sonos all getting wonky. First it couldn't only work on Spotify which has limited control on which speakers I want it to be playing music then it's not even connected. Gah

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Saw a vid of a lady riding upwards on a Japan hill in kind of a bare-bones tobbogan thing when she encounter 2 black bears roaming nearby & she can't u strap herself because of safety mechanism. She mention she felt like a piece of sushi in a conveyor belt sushi restaurant 😂😂

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@yokey017 Can mail things with batteries meh

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Anyone going Beijing soon? My other half left the watch at the hotel zzz

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@lynnylchan It's a very old hawker centre... Nowadays newer ones are brighter more cutter cutter and lifeless

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Sometimes I feel like I'm the ML of my own Truman Show. So whenever I see random strangers tt somehow I saw before I'll go "did the production team cast the same extras again?"

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Saw these 3 ebuke rider kids just tailgating an ambulance on the road with no helmets on. I wish the law includes caning for improper usage of such devices

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Tried sleeping with my wireless earbuds on the plane twice. And twice it fell out of my ear and I had to activate the help of a fellow passenger to help locate it

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Does kids nowadays even know what a clockface looks like? How would they know a clockwise vs anticlockwise direction?

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I have unwittingly subscribed to the G app for months without knowing. Was finally checking my CC statement wondering why there's weird transactions

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@yokey017 Singapore is $70

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@lynnylchan 😂

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JR East train company website thinks my 14 character alphanumeric+symbols is too much, they only require 6-12 alphanumeric. Japan oh Japan - when cybersecurity isnt an issue

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@yokey017 he dont even hold a proper job and the only things he does is run his mouth and touch little girls

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Suddenly got so many shows to watch. The Legend of the Kitchen Soldier, Ticket to Heaven, When Oranges Fall, A Dog & A Plane (thou it feels too nonsensical to bother to watch even with my fav couple TayNew)

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These TikTok Microdramas are so addictive, just one scroll and I'm like trying to find out if the Grand Perceptor managed to kill the Crown Princess's father

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@faradisation @Sgboy01 oh no poor AH

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Eee even booking Biz class tickets still so cheapskate some seats are blocked. SQ u moneysucker

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@artmarchhh no flights 🥲