Emma

Writer. Filmmaker. Overthinker.

[Emma @derpkween]

you ever wander aimlessly around your house like yeah….. I’m a ghost lol

[Emma @derpkween]

You’re not a grown woman til you drink Diet Coke before noon

[Emma @derpkween]

you ever think, “I wonder what the meanest thing anyone has ever thought about me,” or is that an experience unique to me

[Emma @derpkween]

how you sound talking about prime day:

Lord Bezos has bestowed discounts on us today! Twas only 10,000 BezosBucks™ now! Twas more than rent at my BezosBuilding™! Oh, how benevolent Lord Bezos is to let me purchase BezosBreath™ today! So, benevolent indeed!

[Emma @derpkween]

I could never be a white couch girlie

[Robby Slowik @RobbySlowik]

Truly weird to wake up in America and be like "What hath the council of six decreed today?"

[Leah Willingham @LeahMWillingham]

The clinic staff spent Friday canceling the appointments of 60-70 patients scheduled for abortions in the coming weeks.

“Some patients broke down and could not speak through their sobbing. Some patients were stunned and didn't know what to say. Some patients did not understand.”

[Emma @derpkween]

Legit have as much reproductive autonomy as my cat 💀

[Emma @derpkween]

liking someone’s IG story is like look I care…. but I absolutely in no way shape or form want to interact with you

[Emma @derpkween]

the least creative person you know, "as a creative..."

[Emma @derpkween]

Making everything a competition: The Emma Lazzara Story

[lilian @alwayspoutin]

make yourself useful today and share this.

[Emma @derpkween]

the way I will find an opportunity to share that father John mistys wife was my TA in film school 🤣🤣

[Emma @derpkween]

behind every woman (in corporate America) is a man loosely paraphrasing what she just said and getting all the credit for it

[Emma @derpkween]

behind every woman is a man repeating her joke only louder

[Emma @derpkween]

lalalala if you’re self depreciating you’re actually an egomaniac lalalala

[Emma @derpkween]

My toxic trait is thinking me and Henry winkler would really hit it off

[Emma @derpkween]

Will in stranger things