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@Violet_Okami M16a4, mp5, spas12. Good guns plus they were in literally every action movie I watched growing up

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@Violet_Okami Problem with catboys and femboys is WAY too many people draw them with adolescent proportions. Also that Danny Phantom killer kinda permanently ruined the perception of waifu enjoyers in people's minds

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@AhmadxVibez

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@Violet_Okami Reddit sucks. The mods are the internet version of HOAs. Mods banned a lot of sex jokes from r/batmanarkham, a subreddit made entirely out of sex jokes revolving around how the Joker (Jonkler) wants to bang Batman (Man) at all costs. Like a water park that bans slides. Worthless

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@Bella__Bahby Use that gell stuff, you rub a wad in the areas they most active. Doesn't kill them immediately, but it kills infestations as a whole. Can verify it works. But if you in a crappy apartment and the roach source is inaccessible, no options but moving

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@queendiane4you It saves a couple of cents in production. Less material used by leaving a gap in the middle.

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@GassyCocoa Millennials are the most perverted generation, gen z just aren't as big a community or market. And many of the millenials "leave" the scene because they either developed erectile dysfunction or got married. Getting older sucks sometimes

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@BarbwireYeen I think lots of furries are social degenerates because they've been effectively addicted to porn since early childhood. Parents don't realize Space Jam, Sonic, MLP and Zootopia are effectively porn for anthro fetishists, and they are frying their little brains

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@SNSDLovelyz Eczema or hpv. This is your life now. It'll go away and re-appear on and off for the rest of your life

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@Empress_Brymex You skipped the panel where she just got home from a brutal 10 hour shift and had to down 2 beers to stave off the chronic back pain and depression before firing up the console in an attempt to catch up with your last remaining friend

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@davis_luxury Top left is a creepy narcissist

Lower left has other things on his mind, lives solely for the grind

Bottom right is insecure and egotistical

Top right is best bet, direct eye contact, natural-looking expression, not hiding anything

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@Laineytales Thin skin + dehydration + exercise. He be crankin' and not drinking enough water

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@Everest_tob Best I can offer is 40 rounds of 1 minute

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@pixelprayer All Fromsoft games

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@iamaylah_ An Arab checking his phone during prayer

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@HaYoMiDe_ 1 and 4 are equally stupid in different ways. 1 has zero survival instincts and 4 is just retarded

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@otokyo Most of us don't CHOOSE not to believe in God. Most of us WANT to believe. We are just incapable of having faith in religion because our brains are tuned towards logical reason and understanding

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@mjfree My black girlfriend had to close down her cleaning business because she just couldn't compete with all the Mexican women who brought their entire families to work with them, violating every child labor law. Also MAGA loves Jewish people (too much), nat-socialists hate em

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@MemesToSave That's like if Americans complained that European tourists don't visit Kansas or Nebraska. There's nothing worth seeing in 90% of Europe, go cry about it

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@mrrasmulan From belt buckle wearing down fibers. Happens to well-worn shirts. Will inevitably happen to your favorite shirt