Happy 32nd birthday to the iconic Bad Bunny.
The 6x Grammy-winning superstar has made an undeniable mark in music by setting records and breaking barriers. His global impact has been more evident than ever this year with a historic Album of the Year win for the universally-acclaimed ‘DeBÍ TiRAR MáS FOToS,’ in addition to an unforgettable Super Bowl halftime show that set a global viewership record.
I know dive bars are gonna be “in” aesthetically for 2026 but I don’t wanna see any of you tiktok micro trend gen z losers in my sacred piss soaked black mold ridden corners of this town I will kill you I promise
The Week Between Christmas and New Years
Rules:
- No days of the week, no concept of time, everyday is Saturday
- Airport drinking rules apply = alcohol has no time limits
- Ugly week - sweat pants, hair tied, chilling with no makeup on (even though thats not when you’re the prettiest)
- Binge watch series/movies - Harry Potter marathon is ideal
- Manic texting - yolooooooooo
- Calories don’t count
- Social norms are suspended, double texting is legal, ghosts may reappear
- Fat week is permitted, actually ENCOURAGED