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[Sophy Ridge @SophyRidgeSky]

A woman is killed by a man every three days in the UK

“Domestic” – that word that somehow doesn’t feel adequate – because terror can also happen in the home.

My thoughts on the Bushey tragedy

[derr 🤎 @derrien_1204]

just had Kevin Malone shout out an award I won at work 😂😂 what a day

[derr 🤎 @derrien_1204]

I GOT SZA TICKETS!!!! 🥹🥹🥹🥹

[derr 🤎 @derrien_1204]

I’ve just opened a tin of beans that has not a single bean inside just sauce 🤣 mugged right off

[derr 🤎 @derrien_1204]

I fucking hate January

[derr 🤎 @derrien_1204]

the tension between me and getting a tramp stamp tatt is strong 🍑

[derr 🤎 @derrien_1204]

who the fuck thinks about taking a knife to an event like this. so sad

[Sky News @SkyNews]

A 23-year-old man has died after being stabbed on the dancefloor in a nightclub in Birmingham https://t.co/mrZ3Rt0msH

[derr 🤎 @derrien_1204]

🤡🤡🤡🤡

[S K Y E @Skye_Lloyd]

Could someone please explain the nhs strikes to me cos I genuinely don’t get it?

They knew the pay when they joined? Health care assistants pushing tea trolleys and giving out pills need a pay increase why? Average ambulance paramedic wage is £27k? Average nurse wage is £33k??

[derr 🤎 @derrien_1204]

my donut of a boyfriend this morning

[lois @loismillss]

-4 temperatures out and i guarantee there’ll be a man, somewhere, still wearing shorts

[derr 🤎 @derrien_1204]

Yes I did just buy a Nintendo switch purely to play the Bratz game

[derr 🤎 @derrien_1204]

not Leslie 🥺💔

[jack rem @jackremmington]

I’m BEAMING watching this. RIP ♥️

[derr 🤎 @derrien_1204]

feels like a good time to rewatch the vampire diaries

[derr 🤎 @derrien_1204]

the one time I need motivation and I have -10 attention span

[derr 🤎 @derrien_1204]

me tonight getting a Chinese

[Noor ✭ @Noorthevirgo]

Me after crying and getting what I want:

[derr 🤎 @derrien_1204]

@dehillberg he was trying to figure out how to set an alarm 😂

[derr 🤎 @derrien_1204]

absolutely pissing at Tom struggling with our Google nest upstairs 🤣🤣🤣 HEY GOOGLE

[Monzo 🏦 @monzo]

🚨 ENERGY BILL SUPPORT SCHEME SCAMS: SHARE FOR AWARENESS 🚨

The government is giving UK households £400 towards your energy bills this winter.

You don’t need to do anything to get the money.

But fraudsters are sending texts like this to try and trick you out of cash 👇

[derr 🤎 @derrien_1204]

Toms found my ridiculous candle stash while I’m away, now I’ve got to tell him I’m coming home with more 💀💀

[derr 🤎 @derrien_1204]

a crackhead just called me fat, how’s your Monday

[derr 🤎 @derrien_1204]

regret all my choices that has led me to do a 13 hour shift today 🙃