Meryl Stryfe

Senior Investigative Insurance Agent with the Bernardelli Insurance Society.

RP (mix of 98 and Trimax)

[Meryl Stryfe @derrmeryl]

I take my job as an insurance claims investigator very seriously. Please utilize the linked Strawpage below to report any large-scale damage claims.

https://t.co/S1w8jWhLWN

[Meryl Stryfe @derrmeryl]

@SoLCoeruleum //Now is the time to finish!

Or, create your own Milly. We have a Latino Vash. Maybe Latino Milly?

[Meryl Stryfe @derrmeryl]

Bad kitty. Stop scaring people.

[Kuroneko Sama @oftenkuroneko]

Meow *intimidating*

[Meryl Stryfe @derrmeryl]

@SoLCoeruleum // You can always remedy that. It's an excuse to watch Trigun again.

[Meryl Stryfe @derrmeryl]

Oh, why thank you. My pens do tend to disappear from my desk.

*writes*

Oh, OH, this is the smoothest pen I have ever written with. It just flows so beautifully. It's...this is the most wonderful present I have ever received. 🥲

[Meryl Stryfe @derrmeryl]

Is this why you shot Legato?

[the humanoid typhoon. @humcnoidtyphoon]

shot someone for the first time after receiving this

[Meryl Stryfe @derrmeryl]

You tell 'im.

[ᴍɪᴅᴠᴀʟʟᴇʏ @electricmelcdy]

he treats her with respect because that's my daughter too and I'll beat the shit out of him if he doesn't

[Meryl Stryfe @derrmeryl]

Well you're not exactly nice to your own brother so I wasn't sure how you treated family...

[NOT Knives Severem @Knivessev]

I'm not exactly going to be cruel to my own daughter...

[Meryl Stryfe @derrmeryl]

This is so sweet. I never thought I'd ever see this side you you, Knives. Vash would be proud.

[NOT Knives Severem @Knivessev]

My favorite gift I've ever gotten.

[Meryl Stryfe @derrmeryl]

I'm afraid I will have to respectfully decline. I am happy right where I am.

[🚫 official vash the stampede hate account @anti_vash]

@derrmeryl right. of course. i'd still like to discuss employment with you. we could use a sharp mind such as yours

[Meryl Stryfe @derrmeryl]

Kuroneko-sama, behave.

[ᴍɪᴅᴠᴀʟʟᴇʏ @electricmelcdy]

NO.

the cat is manipulating me

[Meryl Stryfe @derrmeryl]

Oh Vash. At least Wolfwood understands what I'm going through. But I do sometimes admire Milly's ability to remain positive despite it all.

[ichu @ichu600]

#TRIGUN #トライガン

[Meryl Stryfe @derrmeryl]

Lying has nothing to do with talent. The truth is always the most important. If anything, being truthful is the real skill.

[🚫 official vash the stampede hate account @anti_vash]

@derrmeryl must be horribly limiting, and a woman of your talent, no less. have you thought about change of employer? i'm sure we could reach an agreement beneficial to both of us

[Meryl Stryfe @derrmeryl]

Now see here, my job is to find out the truth. I never lie about an insurance investigation.

[🚫 official vash the stampede hate account @anti_vash]

@derrmeryl don't worry about it, friend, i'm sure as an insurance agency employee you had many opportunities to lie

[Meryl Stryfe @derrmeryl]

Knives is a father? Vash is an uncle? I'll have to congratulate the both of them.

[Fuck Millions Knives @knivesFucker]

So... He has a kid now? Everything feels weird now. Since then to be fair it felt like he's been switched with someone else. He is even wearing clothes other than his plant suit. I feel like someone is messing with me right now. I need to open an investigation.

[Meryl Stryfe @derrmeryl]

But that's... that's not what meant...

[🚫 official vash the stampede hate account @anti_vash]

@derrmeryl yes, i'm aware this plan has many advantages, thank you, meryl

[Meryl Stryfe @derrmeryl]

But that would be a lie and...quite gruesome for Vash...

[🚫 official vash the stampede hate account @anti_vash]

what if we played into the idea of vash as jesus and convinced people they need to consume his living flesh and blood to reach salvation

[Meryl Stryfe @derrmeryl]

I'll take your word for it, Mr. Wolfwood.

[the punisher. @devilspunishcr]

this was not about Vash and this was not an angry tweet, Meryl I think you maybe don't wanna know.

[Meryl Stryfe @derrmeryl]

Did you and Vash get into an argument again?

[the punisher. @devilspunishcr]

When I say strangle I mean his head is colliding with the pavement and I'm going to **** x+**+++$-****** until he ******!?? "! '"' /

You know?

[Meryl Stryfe @derrmeryl]

I'll do anything I can.

[ComicTomboy @ComicTomboy]

@lukewarmvash Hopefully my fan projects will help! Meryl should help too.