Des Delgadillo

12th sexiest blind wrestling fan. He/Hm

[Des Delgadillo @DesDelgadillo]

Follow me on BluSky @desDelgadillo. Not going to be logging in here anymore. Will leave the tweets for Elon's AI so it can be well-versed in wrestling jabber. It has been real.

[ɢʀɛɛռ ɢօɖ @iGreenGod]

I saw my neighbor having a full conversation with her cat this morning.

She genuinely thought the cat was listening to every word.

I came home and told my dog. We both laughed.

[Des Delgadillo @DesDelgadillo]

Jungle Boy going to WWE to fight CM Punk would be the single funniest thing in human history

[Wrestling Observer @WONF4W]

Jack Perry is reportedly negotiating a new deal with AEW. His current contract is up "at any moment."

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[The Wholesome Fuckin Show  @JaimsVanDerBeek]

This is a Bret "The Hitman" Hart & chicken tenders appreciation post. Repost if you are a fan of both Bret "The Hitman" Hart & chicken tenders.

[Still Real To Us @stillreal2us]

Alien: *crying*

Me: “so that was Shawn Michaels vs. Ric Flair at WrestleMania 24”

[Still Real To Us @stillreal2us]

Someone told me that Harry Potter is supposed to take place between 1991 and 1998 which is ridiculous because not once in seven books does a single character say, “Man, Shawn Michaels is having one hell of a run huh?”

[Still Real To Us @stillreal2us]

it’s always disappointing when u hear glass shatter & Steve Austin doesn’t come out

[Still Real To Us @stillreal2us]

When I die all my homies have to compete in a Ladder Match to determine who gets my stuff. I’m sorry, but those are the rules.

[mariana Z @mariana057]

Interviewer: What is this 4 year gap in your resume?

Me: That's when I went to Yale.

Interviewer: That's impressive, you're hired!

Me: Thanks, I really need this yob.

[Still Real To Us @stillreal2us]

it’s always “you’re autistic” and never “thank you for telling me everything you know about professional wrestling”

[Des Delgadillo @DesDelgadillo]

I remember living and dying on every moment of that WrestleMania. The insufferable count-down over those last few days. To think someone was barely becoming alive terrifies and enrages me.

[Still Real To Us @stillreal2us]

“I was born in 2006” sounds so fake, no one was born on the road to WrestleMania 22

[Tony Tost @tonytost]

I blame the parents. A part of childhood should be spent watching your dad's favorite violent movies & suffering through your mom's favorite songs in the car. That's how a living cultural memory is transmitted -- not via a perpetual bubble of age-appropriate content.

[Awni Hannun @awnihannun]

Adopting Claude speak in my regular life, episode 1:

Partner: Did you do the dishes tonight?
Me: Yes they're done.
Partner: Why are they still dirty?
Me: You're right to push back. I didn't actually do them.

[soup🍓 @thrluv]

kinda fucked up how as you get older your fall damage multiplier increases

[Blair Dulder CPA™ 🧃 @runaway_vol]

vibecoding is fentanyl for people with an iq over 120

[𝖄𝖆𝖓𝖐𝖊𝖊 @Be_like_yankee]

I have never actually been caught smoking weed but I'm pretty sure my parents knows sober people don't give goodnight handshake.

[Sick @sickdotdev]

ChatGPT: ‘I love your approach!’

Claude: ‘Your approach is garbage sit down.’

[the meji. @mejitwo]

Petition to change "et al." to "and gang" in academia

[normal emma @EmmaSpecter]

my dog is crying bc i put his bone in my tote bag and its like..............the bone is going in the tote bag because we're going to the DOG BEACH you IDIOT. you don't know ANYTHING. you're about to have the BEST DAY

[Om Patel @om_patel5]

stop spending money on Claude Code.

Chipotle's support bot is free:

[Des Delgadillo @DesDelgadillo]

Oops

[Mark Gurman @markgurman]

NEW: Apple’s long-planned upgrade to the Siri virtual assistant has run into snags during testing in recent weeks, potentially pushing back the release of several highly anticipated functions to at least iOS 26.5 and iOS 27. https://t.co/Nke3FJPaX8