Des

i just disassociated for a couple of minutes while eating a mozzarella stick

[Des @desbacker]

im the chad type, might beat up your dad type, make your momma mad type, ratatouille rat type

[Spotify Podcasts 🎙 @spotifypodcasts]

No surprise like a t-shirt from @LordMinion777’s graduating class of 2007 😂 @markiplier @muyskerm

[Roxy @RoxyTall]

strange things happening rn

[Mike Drucker @MikeDrucker]

he's really making this one personal

[Anna Brisbin 🎙️ @BrizzyVoices]

I'm cisgender.

I don't say that because I'm "reclaiming" the word because it's not an *insult* let alone a slur. It's a fact. I was assigned female at birth & identify as a woman... It's that simple, you idiot.
(Idiot, however, *is* an insult. Hope this helps. ❤️)
#CisIsNotASlur

[Philip DeFranco 👊🏻 @PhillyD]

USA USA USA!! 🇺🇸🦅🇺🇸🦅

[Des @desbacker]

@NateEtches @GameGrumps @Diablo i’m kinda with you, i was honestly shocked to see GG accept such a shady sponsor. (longtime OW fan here)

[michael @FilledwithUrine]

bro idc if im 25 if i fall asleep in your car it’s your responsibility to carry me to bed and give me a kiss goodnight

[trash jones @jzux]

this is my emotional manipulation dog. he gaslights and undermines me at every opportunity

[Duke Alexander Moore, CTC, EA @dukelovestaxes]

🚨 Student loan forgiveness: Don’t miss these four upcoming dates

[Georgeclarkey @George_Clarkey]

BREAKING: The corgis flee Britain as they find out they now belong to Prince Andrew

[SheRatesDogs @SheRatesDogs]

Truly an insane rollercoaster

[lil jon lovitz(?) @liljonlovitz]

[calling you 30 mins after we just hung out] did you take it easy like i told you to

[🎃Nosferascoob🎃 @Scoobydouchebag]

"Still punk as fuck", I whisper as I reach for my pill organizer

[Ꮍᴀᴇʟ @elle91]

Sorry I didn't respond to your text, I was trying to figure out how a normal person would respond and then just gave up.

[¢orie @corietjohnson]

experiencing workplace abuse (they’re making me work)

[SheRatesDogs @SheRatesDogs]

Jesus Christ