Dholakpur_alien

2 rupay ki pepsi tera bhai sexy 🥳🥀.

[Dholakpur_alien @desh_bhkt_0]

Source for Results: Corona Virus🦠

[Ma Wukong 马悟空 @Ma_WuKong]

Un francés llevó a cabo un reto: dejar un portátil en varios lugares públicos del mundo para ver cuánto tardaba en ser robado.

Resultados:

🇫🇷 París: 8 segundos.
🇮🇳 India: 14 segundos.
🇨🇳China: ...

[Dholakpur_alien @desh_bhkt_0]

@NormanDodd_knew @orior333 <This is a blood group touched by God's>
<Oh, Me from same blood group>
<We wuzz ka ng>

[Dholakpur_alien @desh_bhkt_0]

EVERY 1 out of 4 people is "INDIAN" 😐

[World of Statistics @stats_feed]

3 out of 4 people make up 75% of the population.

[Dholakpur_alien @desh_bhkt_0]

@Dhimahi11 Got darshan in 15 mins on day 2 only. But rn it's crowded.

[Dholakpur_alien @desh_bhkt_0]

@AyushiiDoshiii Why on periods. Visit temple everyday girl.

[Dholakpur_alien @desh_bhkt_0]

@Hewhoremains5a Dragon ki Maa, Bediyaan todne wali

[Dholakpur_alien @desh_bhkt_0]

@man_AV_ I guess dude was born with a LLB certificate 🤡

[Dholakpur_alien @desh_bhkt_0]

@shruutie Konala havhe bag gucchi?

[Dholakpur_alien @desh_bhkt_0]

@greenxranger Cutting out Malwani is the best justice to this map

[Dholakpur_alien @desh_bhkt_0]

So now so many Auto wale uncle is demanding cash 😭. Fuck and no one has 500 ka change and office me 1 ghanta late pocha. Mkc inki aur gormit ki.

[Dholakpur_alien @desh_bhkt_0]

@Rnb129 Toh hamko cash do!!! Karo cash handling cost phir dekho kitna paisa lagta hai. The expenses to handle is literally more than this system combined.

[Dholakpur_alien @desh_bhkt_0]

Source: Trust me bro Or Iski mummy ke baap ki G*nd.

[Dholakpur_alien @desh_bhkt_0]

Lawda mera.
UPI charges bachaane ke liye UPI hona bhi toh chahiye congress ke pass. Aur 20 kaam deke desh ko barbaad kardu?

[Dr Nimo Yadav 2.0 @DrNimoYadav]

Bring back congress

Petrol 50₹ per litre
CNG ₹25per kg
Sugar ₹20/kg
1 dollar = 50₹
10 gm gold at ₹30k
No charges on UPI

[Dholakpur_alien @desh_bhkt_0]

@helloswayamshah @kushal_mehra How cute if you think it is right. The savings from handling cash is literally twice the cost. It was already sustainable. Cash is king bro and always will be.

[Dholakpur_alien @desh_bhkt_0]

@samaritancodes @kumudss We might even give you discount if you make cash payments. Like pay 5000 or 5050 bill. And thats black money for me. Non traceable.

[Dholakpur_alien @desh_bhkt_0]

@samaritancodes @kumudss It's a blanket fees. Once we impose this fees to customers. It's irrelevant if you pay cash or UPI.

[Dholakpur_alien @desh_bhkt_0]

@helloswayamshah @kushal_mehra Again you are making my point correct. We get charged for Rupay credit card. Understand first why it is charged.

[Dholakpur_alien @desh_bhkt_0]

See the arrogance of this Gormint. Because don't critize or you are anti National. Only gormint can pay cash for votes to win election.

[Press Trust of India @PTI_News]

News Alert ! No rollback of decision to impose UPI transaction fee above Rs 2,000: Top govt functionary.

When decision has been taken, question of its rollback doesn't arise: Top govt official on UPI transaction fee.

[Dholakpur_alien @desh_bhkt_0]

@helloswayamshah @kushal_mehra Credit card gives you access to money you don't own right now and they gives other offers and benefits. What does UPI offers?

[Dholakpur_alien @desh_bhkt_0]

Aab kuch mahine me Modi Ji UP me Cash for Vote ke scheme chalu karke Election jeetenge. Phir (sorry for using this word) Andhbhakt usko justify karenge. 10000s of crore waste hoga but woh masterstroke hai. Aur bhi koi naya MODI tax aayega. Phir kuch boldo toh anti national hum.