Desi Dhamaka

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[Modern Indian Kid @The_Mod_Indian]

White person: "Go back to India nobody wants u here"

Me: "But yo ancestors spent so long trying to find us..."

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So you're gonna have an arranged marriage right? #thingseverydesihasheard

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You get excited when there are snapchat stories from India

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Your childhood probably consisted of Bourn vita

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A thermos full of chai is a must on long car rides #chaiisimportant

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Being mistaken for looking Spanish

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Wishing Kajol and SRK got married in real life

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White people: *picks a filter to look tan*
Desi people: *picks a filter to look lighter*

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Having to sift through your food because of cloves and bayleaves #desistruggle

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You're happy because there's finally an Indian flag emoji 🇮🇳👳🏽

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Not knowing when and when not to accept money from relatives #desiprobs

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Color runs are white people's version of holi

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Having thick hair #thestruggle

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On your birthday, you get a million phone calls from your relatives

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Happy Holi!!

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"Do you go to school for studying or for fashion?" - Every Indian parent

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It's not an Indian kitchen without the masala dabba

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Having a very large family

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Every Indian house has experienced the smoke detector go off because of their moms cooking

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Trying your best not to turn 50 shades of brown in the summer