Dani

Full time working mom of ✌️ Modern Farmhouse living 🌾 Down 40lbs naturally post partum 💪 #IAM1STPHORM

[Dani @designxdani]

We are so back

[Dani @designxdani]

I LIVE for sending my grandma bitmojis

[Dani @designxdani]

You really have no idea how many people live in your area until you post something on Facebook Marketplace 😳

[Dani @designxdani]

My team at Quagga Accessories LLC and I patented this design: Watch the video that my fiancé so graciously hand modeled for to understand it better, and get yours today: Available branded Rawlings https://t.co/HWuEj5424S Soon to be in BassPro Shops as well https://t.co/9ZcpzaKVJS

[Elizabeth @Elizabethkayem]

You will never look at a calendar the same way after you watch this

[Dani @designxdani]

Adulting is getting excited that your credit score is doing well

[Bailey @Bailey_Hunter24]

Post Malone’s “Zack and Codeine” is a reference to the show “The Suite Life of Zack and Cody”: a small theory

The first lyric is, “Man, my life so sweet, I feel like Cody”

At 40 seconds he says, “we turned the hotel lobby into a party”

We don’t deserve Post Malone

[Dani @designxdani]

A little boy with down syndrome came up to Remi today (my dog child who loves kids) and I let him feed her a donut and it was THE CUTEST THING IVE EVER SEEN

[Dani @designxdani]

I bond on another level with people who obsess over their animal / animal child

[Dani @designxdani]

I wonder what it’s like to not have responsibilities or a never ending list of things to do

[Russell Dickerson @russelled]

Thirty-five cents off a ground round baby cut that coupon out! #ThatsWhatILoveAboutSundays

[Dani @designxdani]

If you don’t replace the toilet paper roll when you use the last square we can’t be friends

[Dani @designxdani]

My MOH @KatLizLam is my personal @djkhaled always hyping me up 🤘🏼

[Dani @designxdani]

Never fails. Always get referred to as the little sister when out with Co workers. CURSED WITH BABY FACE

[Dani @designxdani]

If you have decent toilet paper you'll most likely get a good yelp review from me

[Dani @designxdani]

@siizzzle Step Brohters reference. AKA YA KILLED IT 🔥

[Dani @designxdani]

It’s like a combination of Fergie and Jesus https://t.co/rr5Jl26P09

[Dani @designxdani]

The future hubs and I watch dateline probably more then we should

[Dani @designxdani]

@TheMastrBlastr FINALLY SOMEONE WHO UNDERSTANDS

[Dani @designxdani]

Do you ever try to be cool and bring in waffles to work for breakfast and then get syrup in your hair and smell like maple syrup all day long? No just me? Ok