Desiree S Charms

almost funny,who fan, trapped in ohio, love my dog,my sons rule, live 4 old school mario & zelda, and love 2 read esp horror.

[Desiree S Charms @desireescharm]

@SuperRaeDizzle Rae, where are you? YouTube is worried...

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This. Is. Awesome! http://t.co/PKDPoCHQy6

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Just entered to win an XBox One, PlayStation TV, and MORE from @NerdistDotCom! http://t.co/jNXNMXyO1k #NerdistHolidayGiveaway

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#UndateableBecause some of the voices in your head don't like me. @midnight

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#UndateableBecause your boobs are bigger than mine and I'm the girl! @midnight

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#UndateableBecause you asked me out in Klingon. @midnight

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#UndateableBecause when you wear white you look like a water heater. @midnight

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#UndateableBecause your sunglasses are mirrored on the inside. @midnight

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#UndateableBecause you buy roofies wholesale. @midnight

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#UndateableBecause you think a podcast belongs on a pea. @midnight

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#UndateableBecause you played a zombie on Walking Dead. Without make up. @midnight

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#UndateableBecause recycling aluminum cans is your main source of income and you're happy about it @midnight

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#UndateableBecause you're on Undateable and you have a lemon head @midnight

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#UndateableBecause you think pokemon is an aphrodisiac @midnight

[After Midnight @midnight]

TONIGHT @midnight's got @alyankovic, @mametown & @phirm! RIGHT NOW @midnight's got sadness, snacks and a strong aversion to sunlight.

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Burn Twitter....burn @WilliamShatner #adoptme

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This is killing off the bees. So why are @HomeDepot and @Lowes selling it? http://t.co/0E8c27fBL2 via @Sum_of_Us Why? Stop selling it now!

[Desiree S Charms @desireescharm]

It's to Late for Love, I said your grounded and I meant it! #MomSongs @midnight

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It's to Late to Turn Back Now-and your Father wont stop for directions! #MomSongs @midnight

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Hungry Like the Wolf? You should have eaten your dinner! Do you think a green veggie will kill you? #MomSongs @midnight