Emily DeSpain Weide

[Emily DeSpain Weide @despainweide]

There's a big difference in being a strong, independent woman & being a woman who preaches about how women should be strong & independent 👍🏼

[Emily DeSpain Weide @despainweide]

I think Football Season is the just the Stanford Prison Experiment Pt. 2

[Emily DeSpain Weide @despainweide]

I know y’all really want EVERY place in this world to be kid friendly (🙄) but pls believe me when I say . . .

Music Festivals are not the place to make that stand

[Emily DeSpain Weide @despainweide]

“When are y’all gonna buy a house?” is the 2022 version of “When are y’all gonna have a baby?”

[Emily DeSpain Weide @despainweide]

Do you pronounce Spain like “Spin”? No? Then why does it make sense to pronounce DeSpain like “Deh-spin”? I’m just concerned about y’all’s education at this point.

You all get a pass on Weide, though.

[Emily DeSpain Weide @despainweide]

New business model: if I order something from you, I don’t want to receive a SINGLE email from the company until it’s my shipping details

[julia @juliashiplett]

“Why don’t you want to have kids?”

*motions hysterically in every direction*

[Emily Porter, M.D. @dremilyportermd]

If you don’t know a handful of women who’ve had an abortion, you’re not morally righteous or statistically anomalous; you’re just not the kind of person women trust with their secrets.

[Noah ✵ @noahdonotcare]

dating me is like: “u said u like this so i got it for u”

[Emily DeSpain Weide @despainweide]

@julia_mynhier @kaylee_edmo Very left brain 🆚 right brain . . . But it’s all still in the same head

[Rose Dommu @rosedommu]

Drake about to show up to that baby shower like Maleficent and cause a scene

[Emily DeSpain Weide @despainweide]

@ariskyy_ @Florence_Pugh Yes bc I love her

[abbi 🥀 @abbiwilt]

I did not make a sourdough starter and I will not be playing Wordle. Blessings

[Emily DeSpain Weide @despainweide]

My new favorite activity is going to a popular sports place on Sunday, sitting at the bar right in front of the tv, and not paying a lick of attention to the game. 🤘🏼

[xanax in cinnabon (ali) @xanabon]

we stan an undiagnosed adhd queen

[Emily DeSpain Weide @despainweide]

@meganelfranklin I’m just mad because I know to make a movie like this Clifford is going to have to be the “villain” at some point OR freaky scientists are going to want to capture him for testing. And I’m just not ok with people f’ing with my childhood like that.

[Emily DeSpain Weide @despainweide]

@Oh_its_Lakynn @julia_mynhier @RobertWeide

[Emily DeSpain Weide @despainweide]

@joburnss Also that. 😂

[Emily DeSpain Weide @despainweide]

Me @ Robert every time a child screams in public: Have I told you lately I’m glad we’re not having kids?