dippin dots heiress

we’ll fix it in post mortem

[mike drinks beer @mikehunnidproof]

bro you gave me a beast infection

[milo edwards @Milo_Edwards]

great news for fans of omens and portents

[roro, PhD @fuglibetty]

My texting teems with so many ellipses…..because for everything one says, there is an equivalent universe of the unsaid……

[garshmo @garshmo]

Put the tits away I want to share a concept

[boe @bigsquishyfrog]

nice hidden beauty bro. just kidding, that shit revealed itself to me quite readily

[pj @pjayevans]

Ahhh fuck Biden is getting pavement mixed up with built to spill

[ann lee news and updates @samcorb]

Tweety Bird after having sex with the cops you called

[trash jones @jzux]

dream blunt rotation but it’s just me and my parents and they’re saying they’re sorry

[Mohammad @MargBarAmerica]

highly recommend pressing “translate post” on this one to see what israel’s sitting minister of communications says about the war

[dippin dots heiress @despair1998]

@seeyatamaraa or boofs lactaid

[dippin dots heiress @despair1998]

@himbolessons @trash4masc i think she’s nice

[Will Sennett @Senn_Spud]

Chris Pratt is: Mario

Charlie Day is: Luigi

I am: trapped in a place devoid of all light and sound. It does not exist yet everything exists inside of it. It is known simply as THE WHERE. My grandfather paddles towards me on a raft made of mud. A sad look is in his eyes

[boss hogg @lukeallen742]

people say they love milfs yet look how they treat the original milf (mother earth)

[dev @devvvrobot]

I do think there should be a standard paid time off policy everyone can use to go on a reality tv show

[srav @thesravaka]

i no longer contain multitudes. there has been a breach. repeat, there has been a breach.

[Thayer Taft @ThayerTaft]

Thursdays are irl bottle episodes