Dess

el mejor del mundo

[Dess @DessChevy]

God is Good

[thomas traumann @traumann]

Yes.
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[Komander Xander @KomanderXander]

I know guys who almost exclusively go after married women because they are easier to have sex with than single women

[critter @BecomingCritter]

once a girl complained to me that every time she explained our arguments to chatgpt, chatgpt would side with me

i said i had the same experience. she lit up “oh it sides with me?”

oh, no, i meant it also sides with me

[Mwawasi 🏆 EPL CHAMPIONS @Mwawasi__]

Messi akiwin world cup tena hapo kwa ballon'dor kutakua na uncomfortable discussion itabidi 9th waeke mezani aki

[Toxic @Kieni_vic]

When you settle for less and less cheats on you

[ilence @Hilenceee]

You need money to bag Gen Z and a sweet mouth to bag millennials.

[René @rene_bell3]

"6 hours until full" kwani na charge dildo?

[(fan) Trey @UTDTrey]

Elliot Anderson- £150M
Adam Wharton- £120M
Matheus Fernandes- £85M

Just imagine how much he’s worth then😂

[Zak @ZakLFC7]

This is the real World Cup opener

[Ginger @Gboye_Rave]

I have tried hustling but I recommend inheritance .

[Unc Max @2FourMax]

The type of things that happen when you miss class for one day😂💯

[Njeri_Wagathima @_stayliquidd]

I will insert it myself

^ Joe Nyutu 2026

[CentreGoals. @centregoals]

🚨🚨| BREAKING: Canada has announced they will 𝐅𝐀𝐕𝐎𝐔𝐑𝐀𝐁𝐋𝐘 𝐖𝐄𝐋𝐂𝐎𝐌𝐄 Somali referee Omar Artan after the US denied him entry. 🇨🇦👏

[Yo,WTF! 🍉🇫🇷 @Kebaso__]

Told my colleague "weka za sumu" akaniuliza kama niko suicidal. Millennials wanakuwanga slow ASF smh 😭

[poppa @popitforpoppa]

jiggle her arm fat mid argument, bet she’ll shut the fuck up

[mckenna @K3NNA323]

First date ideas

[Antidepressant Content @depressionlesss]

Two hares going at it. Female hares will often "box" a male hare to test if he is worthy of being a mate

[slay @nemesis09066]

When she's putting her number in your phone and your girlfriend suddenly starts calling🤧💔

[m.a.l.o.n.e_ @BoiiMillan2786]

Luhyas just use the wildest Swahili words. Why would you use, ‘bwenyenye,’ just casually in a sentence? 😭😭😂

[Daquan Wiltshire DSG 🤘🏾🐝 @DAQUANDSG]

My soulmate doesn’t have kids