Everyone Gets Dessert 🇨🇦🇺🇦🇬🇱

In search of the perfect gin and tonic. Happiest cooking and baking. Proud mom of 2 amazing humans; married to the best guy. Tweets are my own. she/her

[James Surowiecki @JamesSurowiecki]

This is because Mark Ruffalo is a really good actor and Rob Schneider is not.

[Kelsey Sproat 💕 @BecomingKelsey]

Sorry, Senator Schiff, but I need to fix your tweet... How's this?

Trump's disrespect of Canada and threats to their sovereignty is causing devastating harm to California winegrowers.

Take it up with Trump, Adam.

[Daniella @DaniellaMazzio]

We're so close to inventing TV

[Everyone Gets Dessert 🇨🇦🇺🇦🇬🇱 @DessertForAll]

@archer_rs I imagine we can all now breath a sigh of relief that you have weighed in with your opinion on something that is none of your business

[Maryam @hell_line0]

I saw one post this morning that said women over 50 shouldn’t wear their hair long and another post that said women over 50 shouldn’t wear their hair short because it ages them more nd I just want to say that women of all ages should wear their hair however the fuck they want...

[Gator⚡Gum @gator_gum]

Trudeau and Katy Perry posted a fun, silly video of them bouncing around and having fun.

The meltdown it is causing just shows you how miserable and joyless some people are.

How they see people having fun, and they instantly insult, hate, and rage.

It's amazing. They've let him influence them in such a deep and profound way that every time they see a picture of clip of him they rage out.

It's so sad.

It's time to move on your life. Seriously.

Wow.

[Adam Coffey @CowboyCoffey2]

Canada is the only developed country in the world that pays for the opposition leaders housing.

Doesn’t sound very fiscally responsible.

Dude makes $320,000 a year.

He can afford his own house.

Like the one in Ottawa that he owns and rents to @MichaelCooperMP.

[Brian Carniello 🇺🇸 @BrianCarniello1]

#TrumpIsAFailedPresident

[Adam Coffey @CowboyCoffey2]

Dear @SeanFraserMP

We need an investigation into Tamara Lich’s judge and probation officer.

How is it that a convicted felon on house arrest gets to travel across Canada to continue to spread misinformation and support separatism?

She is doing the exact same shit as before.

[Stephano🍁Barberis @HelloStephano]

74% of Canadians rate PM Carney’s handling of the economy as Very Good, Good, or Average (60% Very Good or Good).

[Corruptario @corruptario]

The Ontario Place grift.
The Science Centre grift.
The LCBO/Beer Store grift.
The greenbelt grift.
The Metrolinx grift.
The 413 grift.
The hospitals grift.
The online gambling grift.
The cops grift.

All connected, and benefit the same small group of people over and over.

[Jiggly News 🇨🇦 @JigglyPants44]

Pierre Poilievre explaining to the Calgary Stampede that despite living in a taxpayer funded mansion with servants, he’s just like them

[Patrick Gagnon 🍁 @patgagnon_75]

I served for 23 years. Pierre Poilievre has no idea what he's talking about. We don't have a warrior or woke culture, WHAT WE HAVE IS A TEAM CULTURE. Pierre wouldn't last 1 week in the C.A.F, mainly because he is has no idea whatsoever what being a team player is about. Guy's ..

[Dieter MacPherson 🇨🇦 🚀🌕 @dmacpher]

I’m dying 😆

[Kara @UTDKarra]

Repost if you think Gianni Infantino is the worst FIFA president ever.

[William Shatner @WilliamShatner]

It’s properly spelled for a multinationally esteemed publication. You just need to become more culturally aware & tolerant. 😉

[J Hunter🍁 @MrJoKeR604]

Dude is purposely offending 8.5+ million Canadians who voted Liberal with his "Liberal degeneracy" bs, then wants to play the victim when faced with backlash.

Toxic, hateful, divisive politics is all you have, Jivani.

[Willie Ross Jr. Knee Deep @RossKneeDeep]

By David Abbruzzes:

This Australian's reply to Trump's rant about “NATO not being there for America” is perfect.
"Mate. You run a country with 600,000 homeless people sleeping on the street tonight. A country where 40% of adults can't cover a $400 emergency without borrowing money. A country where insulin costs more than a car payment and people are rationing it to survive. A country where medical debt is the number 1 cause of bankruptcy. A country where women are dying in hospital car parks because doctors are too scared of abortion laws to treat a miscarriage.
You lock up more of your own citizens than any nation on earth. More than China. More than Russia. More than North Korea. The land of the free has 2 million people in cages, and a quarter of them haven't even been convicted of anything. They're just too poor to make bail.
Your life expectancy is going backwards. You're the only developed nation where that's happening. Your infant mortality rate is worse than Cuba's. Your kids do active shooter drills between maths and English while you sell the gunmaker's stock to your mates.
Your minimum wage hasn't moved in 15 years. You've got teachers working 2 jobs and veterans sleeping under bridges and you just spent a trillion dollars flattening a country that didn't attack you.
And you’ve got a convicted felon, adjudicating raping, paedophile protecting, porn star shagging insurrectionist running the biggest dumpster fire war campaign since the Taliban thanked you very much for losing again.
And you're calling Greenland poorly run?
Greenland has universal healthcare. Free education. One of the lowest incarceration rates in the world. Nobody goes bankrupt there because they got sick. Nobody dies in a waiting room because their insurance said no.
'NATO wasn't there when we needed them." When exactly was that, champ? September 11? Because NATO invoked Article 5 for the first and only time in history FOR YOU. Soldiers from dozens of countries deployed, fought, bled, and died in Afghanistan FOR YOU. Australia wasn't even in NATO and we still showed up. For 20 years.
And you pulled out at 2am without telling anyone and left them to deal with the mess.
So maybe before you start calling other countries poorly run, have a look at your own backyard, you spray-tanned aluminium siding salesman. The only thing poorly run in this picture is your f----- mouth."

Very well stated.

[Stephano🍁Barberis @HelloStephano]

And where’s the outrage at the multiple times Poilievre has been photographed shaking hands with white supremacists?