Ashley

here for the canucks (both versions) and the jays || header belongs to @painacotta

[Toronto Blue Jays @BlueJays]

🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦 WHAT IS A MYLE 🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦

KILOMETRES STRAW GOES YARD!

[Vancouver Canucks @Canucks]

Recreating a core memory. 🥹

[Sportsnet @Sportsnet]

🥲

[Ashley @dessy3407]

where is ben shulman

[Sophie Vershbow @svershbow]

It's helpful to have stuff like cybertrucks and meta glasses to make it easier to identify when someone is a huge loser right off the bat.

[Pete Blackburn @PeteBlackburn]

This is going to be the worst July 1 since the last July 1

[pomme @antistraightppl]

when you get the chance to hire a coach who psychologically tortures his players and Also hasn't won a playoff round in 13 years you just gotta do it

[gabe @allgarbled]

Every pro athlete talking about money is like, “the thing you don’t get, is that $35 million is really not a lot of money once you’ve spent it all”

[Julio @JulioHashem]

Sources: The newly reunited Tkachuk brothers will both wear TKACHUK on the back of their jerseys, instead of M. TKACHUK and B. TKACHUK. Those close to the situation say it doesn’t really matter because neither of them can read.

[ava @teapottoffoIi]

tkachuk brothers spotted in florida

[Adam Herman @AdamZHerman]

Very cool that Brady Tkachuk got extremely mad at the media for speculating about him going to Florida because he sat on a podcast while his brother openly recruited him only for that to happen exactly as anticipated.

[The Joker @JohnnyGiunta_]

Blue Jays Twitter when Little comes into a ballgame and throws a first pitch ball

[evan loves worf @esjesjesj]

Yeah you fucking think

[Sportsnet @Sportsnet]

HOW SWEEP IT IS! 🧹

[r @6ffside]

nhl player: this coach bullied me relentlessly, psychologically tortured me, and had no respect for my privacy or personhood
nhl: i think he can still coach
nhl team: yay he's hired❤️

[Toronto Blue Jays @BlueJays]

TEN Pitches.
THREE Strikeouts.

LOUIS "LIGHTS OUT" VARLAND

[Ashley @dessy3407]

kirky proof of life!!!