des...tiny.

just another struggling soul.

[des...tiny. @desthestrange]

I am so thankful that my babe bought me a heating pad. It's been such a life saver the last two days.

[des...tiny. @desthestrange]

Um. Fucking ow.

[Jenna Guillaume @JennaGuillaume]

everybody – literally every single adult human in the world – would fuck stanley tucci and if they say otherwise they're lying

[Jenny Elder Moke (gone til Jan 2023) @jennyelder]

If Tom Hanks is America's Dad, then Stanley Tucci is your friend's dad that you lusted after for reasons that you'll spend all your relationships in your 20s figuring out

[des...tiny. @desthestrange]

This is fine

[des...tiny. @desthestrange]

This is an article from USA Today from 2019? I believe. I didn't know Nev Schulman was expelled from Sarah Lawrence for violence against a queer woman. His defense? Trash. Fuck Nev Schulman.

[des...tiny. @desthestrange]

@pulte Good morning! I was today years old when I found out that you can use an....intimate toy of sorts, with a suction cup of course, and some hot water to remove dents from cars! 😅 $DesTheStrange

[des...tiny. @desthestrange]

Lord give me strength, this parasite is draining my soul

[des...tiny. @desthestrange]

Me: •sits up• hey...
Zach: hmm?
M: do...do you still love me?
Z: wha-yes? W-
M: LIKE A LOT, STILL? 🥺
Z: Yes! I need to make you food.
M: Hmm....yes.
🥰😅

[des...tiny. @desthestrange]

@pulte hello, my name is human. #bailouthumansnow

[des...tiny. @desthestrange]

@pulte $DesTheStrange #bailouthumans #BailOutPeopleNotCorporations

[des...tiny. @desthestrange]

@pulte I don’t need a bailout I just need groceries! 😭 $DesTheStrange

[des...tiny. @desthestrange]

There’s gotta be some sunshine coming my way, there just has to be!

[des...tiny. @desthestrange]

@pulte Thank you Papa Pulte! $DesTheStrange

[des...tiny. @desthestrange]

@pulte I’d be happy too! That’s a life changer!

[des...tiny. @desthestrange]

@pulte It’s taking like 10 minutes to receive a notif so I feel like im being looked over. 🥺

[des...tiny. @desthestrange]

@pulte I am completely broke, I’m waiting on my government food stamp card to come in but it’s been WEEKS and no one answers at the offices because they work from home — please, I need some groceries. $DesTheStrange

[des...tiny. @desthestrange]

You ever just wanna like...die, lmao

[des...tiny. @desthestrange]

@CashApp Stimulate my account $DesTheStrange

[des...tiny. @desthestrange]

@jamescharles Sister James, it is because people are only out for those last two mentioned — when you need to find someone focused on the first, seeing the last two as bonuses. It took me 25 years to find love, it’ll come to you be patient. 🥺😘