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[𝙩𝙚𝙗𝙤𝙜𝙤𝙩𝙝𝙖𝙩𝙤 @simplytee23]

"You handled the stress so well"

Meanwhile me:

[ˆ𐃷ˆ @flirtaeyeon]

if you're old enough to assault a woman then you're old enough to be punished for it

[ɴᴀᴅɪ. 𖤐 @luvblessingz]

Dollar Tree don't even play music, all you hear is one cashier up front fighting for their life.

[shay — SEEEEAAAAAAA💙💚 @shadyladycakes]

this is how entitled kids are made. the guy caught the ball himself. he didn’t snatch it from a toddler. teens and adults are allowed to keep a ball they caught fair and square. kids don’t deserve something just bc they’re kids.

[jstanordinarygrl @dimezyuhhdiigg]

vacation for your birthday feels mandatory as you get older

[James 🫶🏾 @thegirlJG]

Toothpaste $10
Mouthwash $10
Laundry Detergent $10
Lotion: $15
Facewash $20
Laundry Detergent $20

aint even get to the food aisles yet omfg I'm irritated

[Danica | Finance & Travel @danicaSnelson]

Sometimes the point of the trip is to eat something good, stare at a body of water, and remember who tf you are.

You don't always have to have a jam-packed itinerary!

[Rob Malone @iamrmalone]

Yall not mad enough about this economy for me.

[Maryam @hell_line0]

"She was going to a frat house, she knew what she was going to get."

Oh yeah?

If that's what frat houses are for, close them all entirely, immediately.

[🐾 @pawcide]

U try supporting local businesses and a latte is $18

[💕 Doll Face✨ @smoke_nd_pearlz]

The economy is so bad right now. It’s making me fucking sick. What in the fuck do you mean people are skipping dinner, they are dipping into their 401k for rent and groceries…they are putting themselves in massive credit card debt? Something needs to fucking give…immediately.

[Mia @Mia5062]

Please raise your daughters to have hobbies, interests, and academics...so when they become adults and middle-aged women they have something to talk about besides a man.

[deej 🕷️ @chefboyardeej_]

the model girls r SOOOOO lucky my bitch love acting

[☆°•Angelica•°☆ 🎃 @repbadangel]

I'll die in this hill forever: Whoever chooses to adopt and are willing to give a safe space and love to a child that's not their's, is the most selfless action someone can do 🤍

[Jaleasa🎀🪞 @AngelDove_]

THIS WAS THE BIGGEST JOKEEEEEE IN RECENT HISTORY!!! Omfgggg shaking ass at a election campaign bihhhhhh smfh

[KAILI ✰ @kashkailii]

u have to intentionally seek joy every day or the pressure of being an adult will suck the life outta u

[Kay @KaylarWill]

Oh you real nasty for that

[yimika. @yimikaaaa]

i'm the person who says "for what?" when someone apologizes because some people say sorry just to shut you up. i want you to acknowledge exactly what you did

[KJ 𝕩 @YeaaKJ]

it’s never okay to put salt around the rim of my drink

[🫧🦋 @tracey09_]

DEAR NETFLIX,

I am a part of my parent’s “household” no matter where I live.

THANKS.

- Management‼️