Destiny Jefferson

Books are the treasured wealth of the world, and the fit inheritance of generations and nations. -Thoreau

[Destiny Jefferson @destinyljeffers]

Turning on the sound bar while the cat is laying on it entertains me way more than it should.

[Destiny Jefferson @destinyljeffers]

My husband is the reason we have drug resistant bacteria

[Diana Gabaldon @Writer_DG]

This probably explains why no one writes bee porn...🤔 https://t.co/X8B2rIDHr0

[Medical Axioms @medicalaxioms]

I can help almost any sick person except someone who is certain western medicine is poison and they can cure their malignancy with juice.

[GregGutfeld @greggutfeld]

"Wrong button pushed during shift change led to false alarm." sez governor. OK - when people change shifts, how do they end up accidentally hitting the button that tells the world they're going to die? maybe MOVE THAT BUTTON FAR AWAY FROM OTHER BUTTONS?

[Destiny Jefferson @destinyljeffers]

I am DEEPLY disappoint it isn't time to go home yet.

[Sean Rose @seanrose]

Twitter’s “Who to Follow” suggestions are a genius, expertly curated list of people you already know and consciously choose not to follow.

[Jordan @GagnardJordan]

Wanna feel attacked??? Go to any family function as a newly wed & get asked "So when y'all having kids?" 🙄 https://t.co/QDQJ21E3au

[Destiny Jefferson @destinyljeffers]

Actually, pancakes first.

[Destiny Jefferson @destinyljeffers]

I have worked eighteen of the last twenty-four hours due to being on call. Ima go die now.

[Destiny Jefferson @destinyljeffers]

Some staffing pairs are made for long nights. Entrez: Lizzy & I are beacons of destruction because we are both on call and have been here ALL NIGHT LONG OMG.

[Destiny Jefferson @destinyljeffers]

I continue to be amazed by how much mucus I can produce without even trying

[Destiny Jefferson @destinyljeffers]

The past two days it's been 9• & 11• respectively. Today is 40• Balmyyyy

[Destiny Jefferson @destinyljeffers]

Shout out to everyone in MS getting snow. I drove into work last night as it was falling like mad up here.

[Destiny Jefferson @destinyljeffers]

Welcome to Colorado, where it's cold enough to leave groceries in the car between errands.

[Destiny Jefferson @destinyljeffers]

It's hard to sneakily Christmas shop for your spouse when you share an account

[Destiny Jefferson @destinyljeffers]

At work singing "This is why we can't have nice things ..."

[Destiny Jefferson @destinyljeffers]

Who's decision was it for it to be 22• and no snow. I'm going to sue.

[Destiny Jefferson @destinyljeffers]

Because I cannot stop laughing at myself. #dentist #postanesthesia #numbjaw

[Destiny Jefferson @destinyljeffers]

Who's idea was it for it to be this hot in November in Colorado?! *checks weather* oh... it's gonna snow tomorrow 🙄