Destiny Cardenas

fuck.

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As much as I want to be Phoebe, I’m fucking Monica.

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All of a sudden everyone’s a fucking doctor.

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Thought I was Jo from Little Women. Turns out I’m Beth.

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For the amount of time a spend alone, there better not be ONE person at my funeral.

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Lol. My mosquito bites are turning into bruises. So that’s fun.

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I just want to go deep into the woods and scream for a while.

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I miss cute first kisses.

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Swung right into 27. Serving Baby Spice, but make her thick. 😜 https://t.co/GWzj9Fj0AY

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What are your birthday plans?

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But baby. Don’t get it twisted.

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Wish I was the type of bitch to slam doors.

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Sometimes you just need someone to sit with you. And it’s at the exact times that I realize I have no one.

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Destiny. Take the hints bro.

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Do you even fucking know me?

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I’m in a very destructive mood. Fair fucking warning.

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Just realized I haven’t been outside in three days.

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When your doctor asks you questions, do you tell the truth and nothing but the truth so help you God?

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The Millennial Mindset:
“I don’t see any benefit to it aside from happiness. Woohoo. 😐”

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I will happily be the PC Police in my house.

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Next time I just won’t talk.

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Gets flowers. Has panic attack.