𝐂𝐋𝐀𝐑𝐄

❛ ᴅʏɴᴀᴍɪᴛᴇ ᴡɪᴛʜ ᴀ ʟᴀsᴇʀ ʙᴇᴀᴍ, ɢᴜᴀʀᴀɴᴛᴇᴇᴅ ᴛᴏ ʙʟᴏᴡ ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴍɪɴᴅ. ❜ –––– fake ┊ parody

[𝐂𝐋𝐀𝐑𝐄 @destitutionee]

@qvietbassist Sure thing . . .

[𝐂𝐋𝐀𝐑𝐄 @destitutionee]

. . . Oh you brought it on yourself

[𝐂𝐋𝐀𝐑𝐄 @destitutionee]

Are you calling me sick , deacon ?

[𝐂𝐋𝐀𝐑𝐄 @destitutionee]

I —

[𝐂𝐋𝐀𝐑𝐄 @destitutionee]

||. Agshsh I love it !

[𝐑 . 𝐓𝐀𝐘𝐋𝐎𝐑 @RhapsodyDrummer]

// Thank you!

We called her Artemis after the Greek god of the hunt seeing as she’s a reptile and they hunt their food🥺

[john ! @WHONEEDSY0U]

“ 𝘪𝘧 𝘪 𝘤𝘰𝘶𝘭𝘥 𝘰𝘯𝘭𝘺 𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘤𝘩 𝘺𝘰𝘶 ,

𝘪𝘧 𝘪 𝘤𝘰𝘶𝘭𝘥 𝘮𝘢𝘬𝘦 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘴𝘮𝘪𝘭𝘦 . “

⋆ 𝐉𝐎𝐇𝐍 𝐃𝐄𝐀𝐂𝐎𝐍 ⋆

BASSIST for QUEEN,
SOFTIE EXTRAORDINAIRE

♡ & ↺ ?

[𝐂𝐋𝐀𝐑𝐄 @destitutionee]

@rogerdrumtaylor Food it is then .

[𝐂𝐋𝐀𝐑𝐄 @destitutionee]

Pfft — she’s feeling better then he is .

[𝐂𝐋𝐀𝐑𝐄 @destitutionee]

Welcome to the Taylor home

[𝐂𝐋𝐀𝐑𝐄 @destitutionee]

||. It’s so cute I-

[𝐑 . 𝐓𝐀𝐘𝐋𝐎𝐑 @RhapsodyDrummer]

// I have the best pet 🥺

Also hiii

[𝐂𝐋𝐀𝐑𝐄 @destitutionee]

That’s Roger when he gets to talk about me

[𝐂𝐋𝐀𝐑𝐄 @destitutionee]

So — what is everyone doing ?

[𝐂𝐋𝐀𝐑𝐄 @destitutionee]

Imagine being Roger Taylor and having to tell people that you’re not a dentist — h a h .

[𝐂𝐋𝐀𝐑𝐄 @destitutionee]

Yes in fact — who bloody knows .

[𝐂𝐋𝐀𝐑𝐄 @destitutionee]

. . . Hope she’s enjoying her time somewhere else a

[𝐂𝐋𝐀𝐑𝐄 @destitutionee]

@rogerdrumtaylor Duh! I’m the master of disguises, watch and learn my brother!

I’ll have it all solved before you know of it.

[𝐂𝐋𝐀𝐑𝐄 @destitutionee]

Sureeee.

Oh yeah that’s right, now he’s rambling about this new-come female drummer, what’s her name again? Patricia?