‘You’re on Mute’ Productions

creator of Manxiety and Top Ten TV pods

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@VictoriaCoren @BBCTwo As a celebration of you coming back to tv writing, would you consider appearing on My Top Ten TV podcast series 2, we have some incredible guest for the first series and would consider it somewhat of a coup to have you as headline guest for this series https://t.co/YE3tnKqydT

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@myomnipod how is it possible that I’ve not eaten anything today, my level has not gone below 11 and I’ve taken 4 extra units via injection pen! The pump seems to consistently have my level way higher than when I used pens- I don’t get it- seriously thinking of quitting the pump

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@MrParsley @BBCBreaking Ah ok- well it’s so oblique a reference even flip flopping Tory rubber necks would struggle with your (ahem) word play! Up the comrades, and so goes the old joke- ‘what’s blue and fucks old ladies?’ No, not the flu- 14 years of Tory austerity!

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@MrParsley @BBCBreaking Not sure of the logic at play here- the BBC is so stuffed to the gunnels with right wing turd brains such as Robbie Gibb but neither left or right wing can take the blame for poor grammar in a post, oh and I think you mean Starmer!? 🤷

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@scottygb Now that’s a trailer!

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@theipaper @adamtomforrest Yes it’s garbage, so much so I’ve deleted the app!

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@DarthG1nger It’s like someone has inflated him with a bicycle pump!

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@JonnoDew @HylandIan I’ve tried numerous times but he’s never replied!

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So the final episode in this series of My Top Ten TV is out and this weeks guest is the quite brilliant @GeoffLloyd we were giddy with excitement at his list, it’s a tour de force of mirth, marvel and magical choices, do your ears a favour and listen in

https://t.co/YE3tnKq0ol

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@JonnoDew Yes- hopefully October

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Due to a last minute surge in pre-sale ballot entries, a number of confirmation emails are still being processed and sent out.
The deadline to confirm your entry has now been extended to 10am BST tomorrow morning (Friday 30th August).
If successful in the ballot, you will be contacted tomorrow by 5pm BST with pre-sale access information.
Thank you for your patience.

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@DarthG1nger 110% right! 😂

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@BBCRadioManc Raised a few eyebrows!

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@BBCNWT Raised a few eyebrows!

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@BBCNews See how they do in their Hay levels?

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@DarthG1nger Serves him fucking right the cretin, hope the fig bit his bollocks off!

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@HelenDHays @lewis_goodall Because they are fucking ignorant morons who jump on a bandwagon because causing mayhem and destruction only fleetingly draws attention from their small mentality and even smaller penises!

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@adilray @richardpbacon And they are kids, kids wearing Rab and North Face, the uniform of the disaffected, covering their faces and pretending they know why the riots are happening, when in reality they all have friends who are from immigrant families- but it’s an excuse to cause mayhem

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@virginmedia And if they don’t want to give their email address- I know I’d not be keen if a neighbour who I’d never met before knocked and asked for their email address to give to virgin! Just seems bizarre abs yet again your rep Lee has not been in contact

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@virginmedia so I’ve tried to call your sales rep Lee a few times and sent messages but so far he is refusing to reply- I’m Being told my broadband installation is on hold because I need to give email addresses for 3 neighbours?? Seems very odd that I should have to do that?

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@virginmedia Yet what do you need their permission, that bug has not been explained?