Detective Dude

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[Detective Dude @detectivedude01]

@mssakshinarula @pranavpradhi1 @amitkilhor Taking 90% of an entire gender and painting them with the exact same negative brush based on a few Twitter replies is definitely a masterclass in open-mindedness and progressive thinking. Platonic friendships are beautiful, but so is having a sense of humor."

[Arvind Kejriwal @ArvindKejriwal]

ट्रंप के दबाव में मोदी जी अमेरिका से भारी मात्रा में ethanol ख़रीद रहे हैं। ट्रंप की गुलामी ये कर रहे और गाड़ियां आम आदमी की ख़राब हो रही हैं।

आज हम 2 lakh से ज़्यादा petitions लेकर प्रधानमंत्री आवास जा रहे हैं उनसे निवेदन करने कि वो ऐसा न करें। हमारे साथ 100 ऐसे लोग हैं जिनकी गाड़ियां E20 ने खराब कर दीं। उम्मीद हैं प्रधानमंत्री जी जनता की आवाज़ ज़रूर सुनेंगे।

[Detective Dude @detectivedude01]

@rsprasad @BJP4India @BJP4Bihar @BJP IT cell jo dusron ke saath karti thi, bole gaye bayan ke kat-chat galat dekhna , aaj wahi unke saath hua hai. Karma is real.

[PK FOR CM @PK_for_CM]

आभार बांकीपुर

आपने लोकतंत्र को एक नई ऊर्जा दी है, बिहार की राजनीति को एक नई दिशा दी है

#Bankipur #prashantkishor #viralpost

[Detective Dude @detectivedude01]

@MIB_India @PetroleumMin You tell ONE lie and boom—you're chained to a mountain of extra bullshit just to keep that first lie from exploding in your face.

[Detective Dude @detectivedude01]

@swatntra_anuj Abe , emergency night duty mein doctor apne room mein hi sote hain. Jab emergency aati hai doctor uth ke jata hai. Emergency hai, woh OPD nahi. Kab samjhega chutiya? Agar doctor hospital mein nahi hota tab galti thi. Woh wahan available hain. Mat aao gyan dene.

[Detective Dude @detectivedude01]

@aryakthinks @OmarAbdullah There is a way to put your problem; shouting and threatening is not one of them. You can clearly see that he is shouting at the CMO. Doctors face a lot of stress on duty; seeing 300 patients in OPD is not an easy job. If you have problems, say them in a proper way.

[Detective Dude @detectivedude01]

@BeingSalmanKhan @theprayagtiwari @duttsanjay After 10 peg down

[Detective Dude @detectivedude01]

@E20Party Bbn

[Detective Dude @detectivedude01]

@E20Party Reach out to the cockroach 🪳 Janta Party and tell him to endorse this page and share it.

[Tehseen Poonawalla Official 🇮🇳 @tehseenp]

Dear @DelhiPolice & @dtptraffic
TEAM BHARAT will do a Gaadi march Gandhi March against the mandatory E20 blending policy.

I, Tehseen Poonawalla will take accountability, won't allow laws to be broken or TEAM BHARAT protest to be diverted to any other issue.

But don't try to stop a decent democratic peaceful lawful protest.

Hope I am clear with a lot of gratefulness gratitude and love.

Jai Hind Jai Bharat

[Nehr_who? @Nher_who]

Special mention to IPS Shailza. She said ‘Citizens have FoE and until and unless they use force on us, we will not use force (violence) on them’

Nation needs more cops like her 🫡

[Tehseen Poonawalla Official 🇮🇳 @tehseenp]

The E20 policy is the most mismanaged policy & if INDIA truly reforms it We The Citizens can get pure unadulterated Petrol at about ₹80-90 / litre.

Join TEAM BHARAT for the #GaadiMarchGandhiMarch.

Drive this movement with us.

Our Demands:

* Allow E10 Petrol for E10-compatible vehicles.

* Reduce the price of E20 petrol by 20%.

* Reduce the price of E0 or pure petrol currently retailing between ₹165-170/litre.

* Put all documents of E20Fuel policy in public domain.

* Get a solution for pre 2023 vehicles that are affected by Ethanol 20 blended petrol.

* Nitin Gadkari Ji is in Conflict of Interest with regards to Ethanol.

Join us, on the Gaadi March from INDIA GATE to outside Nitin Gadkari ji & Hardeep Puri ji's office and residence and stop at Parliament Street!

🚗 Gaadi March, Gandhi March

📅 31 July 2026 (Friday)
📍 India Gate → Parliament Street, New Delhi.

Bring your car. Bring your bike. Bring your voice.

Our Vehicles. Our Choice. Our Right.

#TeamBharat #MeriGaadiMeraAdhikaar #MeriBikeMeriChoice #EthanolScam
BETA BADHAO YOJNA

GAADI MARCH GANDHI MARCH!
@OGTeamBharat

[Priyanka Chaturvedi🇮🇳 @priyankac19]

Watch. Understand. Absorb.
This 5 minute video sums up the angst and the frustration.

[Cockroach Janta Party - CJP @Cockroachisback]

NATIONWIDE CALL FOR A CANDLE MARCH!!

🗓️ 26th July, Sunday
⏰ 6PM

[Cockroach Janta Party - CJP @Cockroachisback]

🚨 Food Alert | Jantar Mantar Protest

We need food at the protest site right now!

Please send food to the Tolstoy Road entrance, Jantar Mantar 🙏

All supporters who wish to contribute — your help is needed and welcomed. 🪳🇮🇳

[Detective Dude @detectivedude01]

@IndiaToday @abhijeet_dipke @PreetiChoudhry India Today reporter tried to get him to say something against Rahul Gandhi. What a mature response. Kudos to @abhijeet_dipke.

[RishiKesh Kumar @rishikeshlaw]

Police after detaining youths taking to a police station and then misbehaving with lawyers. This is not done

[Detective Dude @detectivedude01]

@AbhilashBadli @thevirdas Everyone knows that's the fuckin' AC remote, you drooling bkl! What, did your daddy just drop the comedy and sarcasm 101 on your empty skull, or you still buffering?