Mike Thomas

Tech Leader. Software Developer.
Technical Director @Blend_Marketing
Armchair Cosmologist

[Mike Thomas @determinedmoth]

@pdotcv What gets me is that it took him four hours. I've got developers working faster than that.

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@PWestoff https://t.co/oSCyzJpWYi

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@Pinboard The book is dreadful. The character is basically Mark Watney the 2nd (I'd leave him behind on purpose), and Weir's depiction of women is embarrassingly bad.

Looking forward to the film though.

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"quiet death".

Ok then Shakespeare. I'm dying of second hand embarrassment.

Prick.

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@haveigotnews Veganism

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@mrlizer @pdotcv Yes, still awful. And here comes AI to make the awful even worse.

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@HelenMagi @JonnyGeller No way I'd vote for him since he's tory, but Jeremy Hunt stopped the closure of the Royal Surrey Hospital (by Labour) and saved Haslemere hospital from closure.

That makes where I live a bit more decent.

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@craigyt Did you have them too?

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I bet Rishi didn't have Prince's Fish Paste sandwiches for his tea either.

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I bet Rishi went on the school ski-trip though. That's the real barometer of the have and have nots.

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@nickclement I tried booking a painter / decorator at about £600pd in February for 2 days work. He paged through to September to pencil me in.

Strongly coming to realise we're all mugs and there are far easier ways to make money.

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@LondonLive They want to keep going until the whole wall is restored to its former glory. Not his best is it.

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@gunsnrosesgirl3 "We'll be found dead in here next spring".

Underutilized Withnail line. Most trotted out when waiting on lackadaisical waiting staff.

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Giving #TrueDetective season 2 a rewatch. Best part is 100% Velcoro fighting to maintain ties with his son - beating up his bully's dad, spending $$$ on custody battles, building airfix kits etc, but then just ruthlessly ditching the kid because he wants to watch Friends on TV.

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@troyhunt @MailOnline Reliable for bikini snaps, but very little else.

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Makes you wonder and fear what critical infrastructure Fujitsu had a hand in.

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Behind every Stephen Bradshaw and every other incompetent at the post office is a piece of expensive, poorly executed, probably untested piece of shit software - likely presided over by the worst development practices that only those budgets can buy (£1bn).

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@mamezito @nickclement The state of that dusty-ass mechanical crap. You don't buy Apple and then plug that thing into it. Poor machine will catch something nasty...

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Passed. But good fodder for camera and fox. Think we'll leave him there.

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Never go to Exmoor.